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Still Evan
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The brains of the operation.

Don’t bother asking what’s wrong with me.
When you work from home and they don’t work…morning nookie is back!
February 8, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Same here. She was burned out from teaching. Took the summer and the next six months off.

Feels good to see them unburdened.
February 8, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Get a cigar and strike a match on the back of her foot.
February 8, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Dad?
February 7, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I held off saying Fred Thompson!
February 7, 2026 at 5:17 PM
If the alligator claw is your favorite, I know you use door frames like a bear.
February 7, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I’m remembering the baby alligator claw back scratcher in Florida and Cajun country.
February 7, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Someone has a machete in their bag
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Mr Out Here 2017-2025
February 7, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I’m looking at family pictures for one with a normal size head and face.
February 7, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Don’t tell anyone, but I’m gonna make the black bean brownies for health reasons.
February 7, 2026 at 3:28 PM