Negativepeace
banner
negativepeace.bsky.social
Negativepeace
@negativepeace.bsky.social
all skeets are legal, financial, and/or medical advice and do not represent my own views but those of my employer
Pinned
thank god they brought the snickers dick vein back
okay, but was it at least good advic or…?
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Reposted by Negativepeace
preordering a hot girl by dating a sad boy for a while
November 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Reposted by Negativepeace
-in old man voice-

"It had a grip like your mother"
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Reposted by Negativepeace
chasing my gf around the kitchen to show her a modestly obscene pic while chanting "HOLE GOALS! HOLE GOALS!!"
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Reposted by Negativepeace
we love when a girl is a horrible bat thing
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Reposted by Negativepeace
Never not blood thirsty about how cis people get to be impossible freaks with no consequences, but trans people have to “consider the optics”
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Reposted by Negativepeace
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
my body really said: “ you know what you need to cap off an exhausting, emotional day? the worst leg cramp of your life!”

almost puke level of pain and it lasted like ten minutes
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
staging photos done, realtor stuff signed

i am an emotional open wound right now
November 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
its gonna be my turn to have a mental breakdown over this move soon and i have been struggling to hold it back…

i’m so sore, stressed, and exhausted… past few weeks has been nonstop effort…
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Reposted by Negativepeace
I’ve heard a lot of people, very intelligent people, say Megyn Kelly should go into the wood chipper feet first. I would never say that. Violence is bad. We should be peaceful. But a lot of people are coming to me, tears in their eyes, telling me sir, we should do the wood chipper thing.
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Reposted by Negativepeace
“Sleep and circadian experts generally advocate for permanent Standard Time… Change between Standard Time and DST is not simply loss/gain of sleep, but rather misalignment between circadian and social clocks…”
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
i love a reactive girly- cum from me flicking your nips? yes please!

😌
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
bro its fucking dark at 3:30 i hate daylight savings time 😫

give us the fucking daylight towards the end of the day when we can fucking use it
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
we’re all here for her whenever Johnny wants to become Jenny Health
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
happy floodland day to all who celebrate #vinylsky #nowlistening
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
we have my house looking so gorgeous… i love this place. i’m sad to have to sell it

but i am eager and determined to move to a place that doesn’t hate me, and that has a massive community
and bike infrastructure

and public transit
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Reposted by Negativepeace
Need to bitch once more about Nintendo prices because why has it GONE UP??? This game is 8 years old!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
just because i dress femme and gothy doesn’t mean you can’t bounce on it 😌
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Reposted by Negativepeace
Yeah I’m vers what of it (I like grabbing hips and having my hips grabbed)
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Reposted by Negativepeace
Wasn't expecting the head of BlueSky T&S to launch a defense of "actually it's ephebophilia" but—

No wait that actually tracks, nvm
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Reposted by Negativepeace
I'm here you fuckaas bitch

November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I propose a simple solution:
all the techfreaks train an AI and then off themselves so we can just rely on their genius in AI form instead!
New insult to life itself just dropped
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
okay yes, him trying to hammer is hilarious- but also, what the hell is he even trying to do to begin with?

Like spiked points into his gate???
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Reposted by Negativepeace
🍂 is it really all that surprising that bsky moderation protects pedophiles like they're all libertarians
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM