ME: (on stretcher) No.
COP: You weren't typing "Kool Aid Man's ass crack is an actual crack"?
ME: ...
COP: ...
ME: Could you hit 'Post' for me?
ME: (on stretcher) No.
COP: You weren't typing "Kool Aid Man's ass crack is an actual crack"?
ME: ...
COP: ...
ME: Could you hit 'Post' for me?