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Happy birthday Songs For You! Tinashe did her big one with this album and she gave me this track that I love so much.
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
horseshoe theory believers frothing at the mouth rn
KILMEADE: ”I think JD Vance is jealous. I think the president wants to use Zohran as a running mate.”
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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welp
There’s something important, though, in the fact that Mamdani is going to meet with Trump at the moment of Mamdani’s maximum politician power and popularity and Trump’s greatest weakness and vulnerability. Trump is *always* submissive next to someone who is popular with huge ratings.
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
what the fuck?????
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Straight men are the unsung proponents of disordered eating RIGHT BEHIND white women.

Protein pushing. “Bulking up.” Diets that are 99.9% meat and nothing else.
Not to mention leaning on purging disorder (excessive exercising).

Oh, I have been WAITING to talk about it.
Jeff Goldblum starting the same disordered eating shit pushed by the director for Wicked, so it's DEFINITELY reaching straight men too 😬
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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I think this should get more media attention, but it won't. People are just going to find out the hard way.

www.newsweek.com/full-list-de...
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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🚨A.I. INFILTRATION ALERT🚨

If you use Gmail (which is a LOT of you), the fuckin' company just installed Gemini into all of your "smart features," thus scanning all of your emails

You have to turn it off, then manually re-enable your smart inbox

It's a pain in the ass, but it's worth both steps:
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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Miss Mexico has been crowned Miss Universe 2025.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
she knows this should've been the lead single

youtu.be/VUvqvvTLKNA?...
FKA twigs - HARD
YouTube video by FKA twigs
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Aye I been laughing at this shit all day lmao get my goat out that fuckin hookah lounge before I sue 😭😭😭😭

The lil bottle service jig to isn’t she lovely got me BENT man get the fuck lmaooooo
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
what are y'all using for posting music links now that sp*tify is over

i don't use apple music
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Update: Speaker Johnson says he has "national security" concerns about releasing the Epstein files
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Annual reminder that the Salvation Army is a hate group

(pro tip: any Christian org with military terminology in their name or description is probably a hate group or at least sympathetic to them)

if you have spare physical change, give it to a panhandler

do not put it in the Bigot Bucket
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
cheeseburgers and soda, not hard
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Kathy Hochul called Mamdani slurs on TV, didn't publicly apologize, and then finally endorsed him well after the primary once it became clear he'd still win. Most high profile democrats literally refused to mention his win on election night.

She rightfully turned of quotes & RTs bc of ppl like you
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November 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
A World Of Madness (2001, junglized)
YouTube video by MAETHESA
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
extremely sorry for carposting so hard on your skyline today
November 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
it's so amusing seeing californians talk about driving places in the rain like it's this massive, near insurmountable barrier and not a mild inconvenience that happens every tuesday
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
the layers to this...
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Tweets que mudaram de sentido
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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other artists can snap back and dmca the govt to get the videos with their music taken down but taylor “i’m the biggest ally” swift won’t do the same…. hmmm, seems those MAGA friends have gotten to her, or (as I’ve been saying) it’s been performative all along.
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Logged into twitter to get a meme and scrolled for a second…
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
If you see this, QTP with your favorite psychic type Pokémon!
November 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM