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oops i meant gillibrand wrong NY dem
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 AM
when it means there's never even a single vaguely political post, 🚩🚩🚩

when it means they only repost something political 2-3 times a month instead of daily, especially when it's not limited to stuff that personally affects them, they get a pass
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
...is an unconventional place to light a
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
like i get cheap hotel being first if it's the album theme but hard should be 3 weeks into october not 3 days after release
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
yes, a flat is a place where you can smoke a
November 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
by high school when i stopped saying it none of my teachers really gaf bc i was the quiet kid who never caused any problems
November 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
no like

first i never did it with my right hand
then i skipped the under god part
then i refused to even stand for it
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
they really needed the 2-door to highlight the sporty athleticism of a 2m wide 5,794lb muscle car that's also incapable of burnouts
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Didn't realize the R3 was supposed to be a subcompact, I thought the R2 was gonna be a one of those 2-row mid-sizers
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
no, but a different word that starts with f 🫶🏽
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I wonder who developed/implemented the infotainment, bc if it was a Chinese team they might've thought it was unthinkable that a Volvo flagship wouldn't have a Snapdragon chip that even a $10k Leapmotor uses.
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
One of the EPA cycles does a max accel run from 0 to 45mph or something, the M5 is probably programmed to violate EV mode to deliver max power with the ICE. After the WOT run, the ICE may need stay on and get up to operating temp before it's allowed to turn off to prevent condensation buildup
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
something I don't get: the BMW gets 18.6% better kWh/100mi, but only 4% better MPGe; it should be around 57MPGe. Does the M5's onboard AC charger have shit efficiency?
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM