necromaunzer.bsky.social
@necromaunzer.bsky.social
I promise I'll tell y'all if I hit the jackpot or or happen to get born into emerald mines cash. Until then, please use your time and DMs accordingly.
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After careful deliberation, I have decided that the correct term for a post made on BSky is

BSkyt (pronounced "biskit")

Used in a sentence: "I just skeeted a groovy BSkyt earlier on the hip new social media platform BlueSky. It already has three likes!"

Orthographic details may be negotiated.
Remember how Sweden had an official twitter account run by a new Swede every day? Trump's account seems to be run the same way:

"TRUMP is GREAT for the ECONOMY! Thanks for your attention to this matter."

"Lookit my pretty ballroom."

"WE MUST KILL ALL DISSENTERS!"

"PS: disregard that last tweet."
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
THE DEMOCRATS SHOULD TONE DOWN THEIR RHETORIC!
Insanity
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"These workers breaking labor laws should be punished with the full force of the law!"
- CEO whose entire business model rests on enabling him exploit every level of labour to the maximal legal extent and as far beyond as consequences can be avoided.
The people who make Shein's clothes labor for ten to twelve hours per day (in violation of China's labor laws), some up to seven days a week, and earn as little as 15 to 30 cents per t-shirt.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Radical lunatic left: "everybody, including my political enemies should have healthcare and be free from exploitation"

MAGA 'patriots': "Trump gave us the green light, I guess she's free game now"
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hated by the left for years and never feared for her life. She’s been hated by the right for two days and had to hire security.
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Holy ship. I posit that it's fair to say that Epstein has indeed successfully been sent "somewhere beyond extradition".

www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
English to MAGA translation (according to Stephen Miller):

calling on the military to stand up for laws and Constitution = call for insurrection

English to MAGA translation (via Donald Trump):

violent insurrection = day of love
This is the law. Passed down from our Founding Fathers, to ensure our military upholds its oath to the Constitution — not a king. Given Stephen Miller is directing much of a military policy, he should buff up on the Uniform Code of Military Justice.
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Accurate.
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
@kylekulinskishow.bsky.social
RE: veracity of the "Bubba" emails

couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
has a searchable repository of the mails.

Seach for "Bubba". There are hits.
We created a searchable database with all 20,000 files from Epstein’s Estate
Easily find every mention of Trump, Clinton, blackmail, and potential sex crimes in the thousands of private messages between Epstein and his close associates.
couriernewsroom.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
MAGA to English translation:

"Seth Meyers doesn't cheer for all my crimes like all the Fox sycophants do, so I want him fired for that but let's pretend there are actually legitimate reasons for firing him other than that my feelings are hurt and more people could find out about all my crimes."
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Marjorie "I never thought the leopards in the leopards-eating-faces-party would eat MY face" Taylor Greene
No one should have to face such threats.

It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Trump claims that he stopped eight wars? Pfft. Rookie numbers. I just stopped twelve million wars in the last half hour alone. What a pathetic amateur.
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Can't wait to check the news today to see how many wars the Nobel Peace Prize-deserving president Donald Trump has ended today.

...

Huh.
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Remember how, during an election year, the president is not allowed to nominate a Supreme Court judge if his party starts with a D? Turns out the same rulebook also prohibits the release of the Epstein files in years that start with a 2. Too bad, Mike was all ready to go and all...
Breaking on MSNBC:

Mike Johnson says he intends to put the Epstein resolution on the House floor NEXT WEEK.
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
MAGA to English translation:

"Come on, guys - you knew I was the Mar-A-Lago Epstein branch manager. Just because there's evidence of that now, that's no reason to not still be loyal to me now. After all, what is evidence to a Republican, eh?"
Trumpstein Panic, Episode 3:

1) calls to GOP signatories to Epstein release bill
2) emergency meeting if Kash can make it
3) Trump crazytown post
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
When I die, spread my remains throughout Disney World. No cremation.
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Oh boy, Jake Tapper's book on this will be a bestseller in four years.
He’s never had empathy. with or without dementia‼️
November 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"Not letting me steal all the money would impede my very reasonable desire to hoard all the world's money for myself - no, wait, that makes me sound psychotic, it would DESTROY CIVILISATION!"
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
To sum up:

every crime up to and including mass murder is legal now (if you're a Trump loyalist)

not cheering for murders or other crimes will make Dear Leader sicc the DOJ on you
I helped make a film, out this week, called “Rovina’s Choice,” about the deaths this man without conscience or accountability has caused — already 600,000, ⅔ of them children.
November 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Trump's message to people who aren't billionaire enough to bribe him: die, but first hand over all your money.
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Remember when Biden's staff conspired to keep his condition from the public and everybody and their mom told us it was the worst thing in the world?
The president had a MRI but won't say why.

He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why.

He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical.

He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it.

How is any of this ok?
October 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Consequences are what makes or breaks a law. Without sanctions, they're just well-intentioned suggestions.

That is why the rule of law has collapsed in the US.
October 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
So we're at the "extrajudicially murdering people and then covering it up inside the agency" stage now.
BREAKING: A Department of Homeland Security officer shot at an unarmed black man during a traffic stop in DC, and the DC police officer said he was told by superiors not to mention the shooting in his incident report. 1/ www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Lawyers allege cover-up after fed shoots at man during D.C. traffic stop
Neither D.C. police nor the Department of Homeland Security have explained why the Homeland Security agent fired his weapon.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"You can't just hold criminals accountable - they won't be able to do crime then!"

- the Supreme Court, barely even paraphrased
Pam Bondage Has Earned A Long
Prison Sentence......
October 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Yes, he does have record-breaking numbers, but no, not in the direction he'd like them. Except when it comes to wealth sequestered to his billionaire cronies - he's indeed top in that category.
Trump on a third term: "I would love to do it. I have the best numbers ever. Am I not ruling it out? You'll have to tell me."
October 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM