@necromaunzer.bsky.social
I promise I'll tell y'all if I hit the jackpot or or happen to get born into emerald mines cash. Until then, please use your time and DMs accordingly.
I had "MTG going into hiding due to taking a morally correct position for the first time in her life and thus pissing off the actual radical lunatic party" on my 2027 bingo cards at the very earliest.
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I had "MTG going into hiding due to taking a morally correct position for the first time in her life and thus pissing off the actual radical lunatic party" on my 2027 bingo cards at the very earliest.
And not at all wholesome.
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
And not at all wholesome.
Zeitleistendrittreaktionsunschärfeverwirrungsauflösungsdilemma
November 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Zeitleistendrittreaktionsunschärfeverwirrungsauflösungsdilemma
Ooh, and remember the Panama papers?
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Ooh, and remember the Panama papers?
My guess: roughly the same as the perpetrators of the 2008 financial crisis or the Iraq war or...
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My guess: roughly the same as the perpetrators of the 2008 financial crisis or the Iraq war or...
That's the stuffffff
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
That's the stuffffff
Again: we won't see MTG's arc's payoff for two or more seasons.
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Again: we won't see MTG's arc's payoff for two or more seasons.
Time to eat that child* now!
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Time to eat that child* now!
"May I please have some streaming, daddy Mickey?"
"No." *pshh*
"Ah, yes, whip me harder, daddy Mickey!"
"No." *pshh*
"Ah, yes, whip me harder, daddy Mickey!"
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"May I please have some streaming, daddy Mickey?"
"No." *pshh*
"Ah, yes, whip me harder, daddy Mickey!"
"No." *pshh*
"Ah, yes, whip me harder, daddy Mickey!"
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Bubba and who else?
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Bubba and who else?
What's even left of this Renfield that could still shrink?
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
What's even left of this Renfield that could still shrink?
It's 28 times "why not make every part of Europe a buffet for Putin?"
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
It's 28 times "why not make every part of Europe a buffet for Putin?"
"Wait, you know who this guy is?"
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
"Wait, you know who this guy is?"
Hey, cheese basically just grass that's gone through a cow once and macaroni are more or less wheat, so technically that counts as a salad.
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Hey, cheese basically just grass that's gone through a cow once and macaroni are more or less wheat, so technically that counts as a salad.
Countdown until Putin turns this feature off again:
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Countdown until Putin turns this feature off again:
"Adversarial Poetry" will be the name of my post-apocalyptic mutate-metal ribcage band.
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
"Adversarial Poetry" will be the name of my post-apocalyptic mutate-metal ribcage band.
Welcome to my world :)
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Welcome to my world :)
What's the point without that biting-into-waterlogged-corpse feel?
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
What's the point without that biting-into-waterlogged-corpse feel?
Ever think about how teeth are bones that are outside of your body and that you have to clean manually?
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ever think about how teeth are bones that are outside of your body and that you have to clean manually?
When I read "kimchi eggs" my mind immediately went to little kimchi chicks, or kimchicks hatching.
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
When I read "kimchi eggs" my mind immediately went to little kimchi chicks, or kimchicks hatching.
"Trump never did anything wrong in his entire life" written on the back with sharpie.
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"Trump never did anything wrong in his entire life" written on the back with sharpie.
When asked for comment, Minnesota Democratic House Speaker Melissa Hortman and her husband, Mark Hortman did not reply for some strange reason, possibly linked to the MAGA murderer with the hitlist full of further Democrat targets.
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
When asked for comment, Minnesota Democratic House Speaker Melissa Hortman and her husband, Mark Hortman did not reply for some strange reason, possibly linked to the MAGA murderer with the hitlist full of further Democrat targets.