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The Sun has fallen. Billions must sleep.
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50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
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every “zohran mamdani isn’t the future of the democratic party” post always ends with “the future of the party is actually this guy who sucks that only 80 year olds who are about to die think is dope”
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
every “zohran mamdani isn’t the future of the democratic party” post always ends with “the future of the party is actually this guy who sucks that only 80 year olds who are about to die think is dope”
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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I found it pretty charming to learn that after Roger Taney died, sitting lawmakers called his death a "victory for liberty and the Constitution," suggested that he was probably burning in hell, and joked (?) that they'd rather hang him in effigy than do literally anything to honor his memory
Roger Taney’s Contemporaries Hated Him As Much As You Probably Do
Ordinarily, members of Congress do not publicly suggest that recently deceased Supreme Court justices are burning in hell. But Roger Taney was no ordinary Supreme Court justice.
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October 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I found it pretty charming to learn that after Roger Taney died, sitting lawmakers called his death a "victory for liberty and the Constitution," suggested that he was probably burning in hell, and joked (?) that they'd rather hang him in effigy than do literally anything to honor his memory
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The new Supreme Court term starts today, meaning that -- in a novel twist -- the justices will hear oral arguments in some cases before they issue rulings that actually explain what they are doing.
October 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The new Supreme Court term starts today, meaning that -- in a novel twist -- the justices will hear oral arguments in some cases before they issue rulings that actually explain what they are doing.
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From the newly released Epstein docs submitted to congress
"Elon musk to island Dec. 6"
"Elon musk to island Dec. 6"
September 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
From the newly released Epstein docs submitted to congress
"Elon musk to island Dec. 6"
"Elon musk to island Dec. 6"
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Please enjoy one of the sickest pieces of pixel art I've ever seen: "Amiga Lagoon" by Jim Sachs (~1993)
July 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Please enjoy one of the sickest pieces of pixel art I've ever seen: "Amiga Lagoon" by Jim Sachs (~1993)
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apple's weirdest app has to be their Texas Holdem game that has human fmv actors in costumes and primitive prerendered backgrounds. it also has an awful ui. it feels like some 1997 mad dog mccree type shit but it's still on the app store right now
August 19, 2025 at 6:04 AM
apple's weirdest app has to be their Texas Holdem game that has human fmv actors in costumes and primitive prerendered backgrounds. it also has an awful ui. it feels like some 1997 mad dog mccree type shit but it's still on the app store right now
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The only difference between our reality and a Philip K Dick novel is the characters in a Philip K Dick novel don't choose to live like this
August 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The only difference between our reality and a Philip K Dick novel is the characters in a Philip K Dick novel don't choose to live like this
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idk about you but if a girl offered me a meal that was so vile it had a mosaic filter put over it and was emitting purple fumes I'd eat that shit no questions asked. because I respect women.
August 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
idk about you but if a girl offered me a meal that was so vile it had a mosaic filter put over it and was emitting purple fumes I'd eat that shit no questions asked. because I respect women.
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Sometimes you have to first girlfail to eventually girlsucceed
You have to girlpersevere
You have to girlpersevere
August 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Sometimes you have to first girlfail to eventually girlsucceed
You have to girlpersevere
You have to girlpersevere
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Also this is one of the funniest screens I have ever seen in a video game
August 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Also this is one of the funniest screens I have ever seen in a video game
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@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
August 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
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the ending of this explainer might surprise you
August 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
the ending of this explainer might surprise you
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So yesterday I learned about Ava Cordero, a transgender woman who, in 2007, sued Jeffrey Epstein alleging he sexually abused her when she was 16. Her lawsuit was filed in 2007 while Epstein was negotiating a plea deal in Florida for abusing other girls, but her claims were mocked and dismissed
July 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
So yesterday I learned about Ava Cordero, a transgender woman who, in 2007, sued Jeffrey Epstein alleging he sexually abused her when she was 16. Her lawsuit was filed in 2007 while Epstein was negotiating a plea deal in Florida for abusing other girls, but her claims were mocked and dismissed
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an anonymous source that goes by the neutral name "jeffersondavisfan" has leaked that, as a child, Zohran Mamdani drew this hate-filled symbol in over eight notebooks and on two different desks
July 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
an anonymous source that goes by the neutral name "jeffersondavisfan" has leaked that, as a child, Zohran Mamdani drew this hate-filled symbol in over eight notebooks and on two different desks
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oh, you have a corruption kink? that's so cool. say, I'd just looooooove if my construction company got the contract to build that new stadium. oops, I dropped my paper bag full of money on the floor, how careless of me. did you cum yet?
July 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
oh, you have a corruption kink? that's so cool. say, I'd just looooooove if my construction company got the contract to build that new stadium. oops, I dropped my paper bag full of money on the floor, how careless of me. did you cum yet?
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Going out of business sale buy two gender get one free
July 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Going out of business sale buy two gender get one free
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like this shit is so funny to me i can’t ever get enough of this shit
July 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
like this shit is so funny to me i can’t ever get enough of this shit
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the coolest part about the elmo hacked posts is that the most insane people online are treating elmo like he’s a real guy
July 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
the coolest part about the elmo hacked posts is that the most insane people online are treating elmo like he’s a real guy
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On 7/29/16, Tech billionaire Peter Thiel met w/ Kevin DeAnna who wrote under the pseudonyms ‘Gregory Hood’ & ‘James Kirkpatrick. In 2012, DeAnna (as Hood) had written that, “It’s time to fight for a country of our own. It’s time to stop being Americans. It’s time to start being White Men again.” 1/
February 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
On 7/29/16, Tech billionaire Peter Thiel met w/ Kevin DeAnna who wrote under the pseudonyms ‘Gregory Hood’ & ‘James Kirkpatrick. In 2012, DeAnna (as Hood) had written that, “It’s time to fight for a country of our own. It’s time to stop being Americans. It’s time to start being White Men again.” 1/
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The “legal basis” for Trump’s executive order ending birthright citizenship involves semantic tomfoolery by Claremont Institute Fellow Michael Anton (a Peter Thiel ally) who wrote an Op-Ed that added the bracketed word “or” to a quote from one of the original supporters of the 14th Amendment. 1/
May 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The “legal basis” for Trump’s executive order ending birthright citizenship involves semantic tomfoolery by Claremont Institute Fellow Michael Anton (a Peter Thiel ally) who wrote an Op-Ed that added the bracketed word “or” to a quote from one of the original supporters of the 14th Amendment. 1/
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Seriously? We're still doing this?
![Rehashing the debate settled by the following Atlantic editor's note:
Michael Anton inserted the bracketed word “[or]” into a statement made by Michigan Sen. Jacob Howard during debate of the 14th Amendment on May 30, 1866, as recorded in the Congressional Globe. Anton wrote that Howard “clarified that the amendment explicitly excludes from citizenship ‘persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, [or] who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers.’ ” Writers before Anton have made the same insertion, and Anton stands by his interpretation of Howard’s statement and maintains that the insertion of the word clarified rather than altered its meaning. You can read his full explanation in a blog post subsequently published by the Claremont Review of Books. Others believe the inserted word changes rather than clarifies the meaning of the quotation. Because the quotation can be read a different way, we should have asked Anton to publish it unaltered and then explain his interpretation rather than publishing it with the inserted word.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6h7b2i6ttw3l4t7pvbvxdith/bafkreigzzwt75zmwtqqplktdnxk3u7bcx4uc7lnced4g5q2o6zy32yx534@jpeg)
July 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Seriously? We're still doing this?
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Mister Mamdani why do you refuse to stand up for law and order? Mister Mamdani why do you refuse to condemn the dangerous vigilante known only as “Spider-Man”?
June 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Mister Mamdani why do you refuse to stand up for law and order? Mister Mamdani why do you refuse to condemn the dangerous vigilante known only as “Spider-Man”?