It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

people say to me all the time mr president mr president please, will you eat this lindbergh baby, and i say no you're not al- well i'm allowed i could eat the baby maybe later i'll eat the baby but- baby, what an interesting word, baby, you never hear about babies anymore, unless you're eating them

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity

Well caring deeply about politics turned out to be a mistake. Time to instead become emotionally invested in a field where I’ll never be let down: sports

Over a 3-year period from 2009-10 through 2011-12 only Stamkos, Ovechkin, Bobby Ryan + Gaborik scored more 5-on-5 goals than Alex Burrows among all NHL players (minimum 3000 minutes).

Just a reminder of how high a level a player has to hit to be “the next Alex Burrows”. #Canucks

I feel seen

Vanni Sartini has been fired by the Whitecaps.

Sounds like the hope was to do better this year, get to a new level, extended playoff run.

Vanni's passion and enthusiasm will be missed.

He was a friend of the show.

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Marie-Philip Poulin. Captain Canada. Clutch in the biggest moments on the ice. Now ready to share their story. Alongside her wife and teammate Laura Stacey. Vulnerable. Raw. And real.

Watch the full video here: youtu.be/_F5gzhFvdbY?...

I can't stop watching Myers and Hronek not get the blocker back to Silovs lol

Rick Tocchet on Conor Garland: He's gonna probably have a baby here soon. Was up at 3 in the morning. Was up again at 7. No sleep, and he was our best player. What can you say? You love the kid. #Canucks @sportsnet650.bsky.social

Canucks’ Jonathan Lekkerimäki talks NHL debut, working with the Sedins, and more

Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.

From @patersonjeff on Twitter

Bo Horvat and Brock Boeser, both in sweats, having a chat outside Isles locker room
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