Popato
nateswift.bsky.social
Popato
@nateswift.bsky.social
I’m a real account I swear. I swear on the light
Gender affirming password
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
All it took was getting a chastity cage for me to understand men wanting to show people their dick
January 11, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."

The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"

"Learned what?" she asks

Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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mabel i dont think i can be snuffed happily before this is done to me
December 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
omg @stel.energy welcome back!
December 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I should post something besides the silly "quote repost" stuff
December 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Quote with your favorite ass shot
December 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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it is 2002: computer bubble bursts, nobody can afford DRAM, idiot GOP president, invade a country the US bankrupt decades ago for oil

it is 2025: computer bubble bursts, nobody can afford DRAM, idiot GOP president, invade a country the US bankrupt decades ago for oil
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
STOP!! Selfie checkpoint! u must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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The thing about all the big shooters right now being compromised by AI workflows and coming out of BDS-targeted publishers is that STRAFTAT is free and just received a major update adding 50+ new maps.
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Finally got MKToolbox working properly. It was a skill issue the whole time
October 31, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I feel soo called out rn
Hey there. You’ve had several kinds of food now, so it’s time to tell you about meals. Meals are when you combine different foods into one larger food. This way you can enjoy several flavors at once. Well, I’ve got nothing left to teach you. But I’ve heard someone in the city can tell you more.
October 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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tired of the arch AUR being offline so i just made my own AUR mirror service that works with yay (or paru or whatever). with yay, you can simply supply a custom AUR URL (either in ~/.config/yay/config.json or using --aururl aur.hailey.at)

yay discord-canary --aururl aur.hailey.at
October 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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several years ago I said there should be a reality TV show where each team is given a fixed budget and access to various DIY hardware stores/junkyards and 48 hours to build the best guillotine they can.

I'm still disappointed that no one has filled this gap in the market
October 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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getting pinned probably feels so good for a dependency
October 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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@sincerelysilvors.bsky.social wait was your post the other day about the new Tron movie I didn't even know existed until just now 💀
October 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Just went to WinCo, got overstimulated, and walked out with 44¢ of water and lollipops
October 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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what, pray tell, are my filesystems doing in a "GPT" then,
October 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Why is the moon like that?!
October 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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happy October 3rd 💖
on october 3rd he asked me what day it was it is october 3rd
ALT: on october 3rd he asked me what day it was it is october 3rd
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Got my performance review.
September 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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consciousness doesn't happen in neurons

it happens in the reaching signal between neurons

this is why social consciousness exists

to deny empathy is to deny your fundamental consciousness

they are the same thing
September 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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i constantly think about this post
September 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
August 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM