Nat_20: have Blahaj, will travel
@nat-20.bsky.social
Trans, web developer, expatriate in waiting.
Migrated here a year before it took off. Literally too cool for my own good 😎
November 19, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Migrated here a year before it took off. Literally too cool for my own good 😎
My brother's best friend has been in an abusive relationship for years, and she just left it, with gusto. I barely know this person, but I shed a tear for her.
And to her abuser: I hope they nail you to a wall by the labia.
And to her abuser: I hope they nail you to a wall by the labia.
June 2, 2024 at 3:52 PM
My brother's best friend has been in an abusive relationship for years, and she just left it, with gusto. I barely know this person, but I shed a tear for her.
And to her abuser: I hope they nail you to a wall by the labia.
And to her abuser: I hope they nail you to a wall by the labia.
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a bucket of RATS can be filled in ONE NIGHT
or try it on BATS if they're NOT in FLIGHT
you can buy it onLINE and it ain't no TROLL
it's the BEASTIE BUCKET for PEST conTROL
October 26, 2023 at 6:11 PM
a bucket of RATS can be filled in ONE NIGHT
or try it on BATS if they're NOT in FLIGHT
you can buy it onLINE and it ain't no TROLL
it's the BEASTIE BUCKET for PEST conTROL
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[creation of trees]
god: when it’s warm you’ll be covered in leaves
tree: like a big coat?
god: yes but when it’s cold they’ll all fall off
tree: (eyes narrow) how long have you been doing this job
god: when it’s warm you’ll be covered in leaves
tree: like a big coat?
god: yes but when it’s cold they’ll all fall off
tree: (eyes narrow) how long have you been doing this job
October 20, 2023 at 11:20 AM
[creation of trees]
god: when it’s warm you’ll be covered in leaves
tree: like a big coat?
god: yes but when it’s cold they’ll all fall off
tree: (eyes narrow) how long have you been doing this job
god: when it’s warm you’ll be covered in leaves
tree: like a big coat?
god: yes but when it’s cold they’ll all fall off
tree: (eyes narrow) how long have you been doing this job
Fuck the government. I want to leave this place.
October 4, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Fuck the government. I want to leave this place.
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The Bridge Over Jamiroquai
September 27, 2023 at 12:16 AM
The Bridge Over Jamiroquai
Mum: "Yeah, we need to get you a new shirt for the wedding, that one's getting a little tight..."
Me: :(
Mum: "...across the chest."
Me: :D
#boobs
Me: :(
Mum: "...across the chest."
Me: :D
#boobs
September 22, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Mum: "Yeah, we need to get you a new shirt for the wedding, that one's getting a little tight..."
Me: :(
Mum: "...across the chest."
Me: :D
#boobs
Me: :(
Mum: "...across the chest."
Me: :D
#boobs
This might be the vodka talking, but the superior way to listen to *most* music is wearing headphones. I am currently listening to a medley of songs I've heard a thousand times and discovering new nuances and little flourishes, and it's exhilarating.
September 21, 2023 at 10:42 PM
This might be the vodka talking, but the superior way to listen to *most* music is wearing headphones. I am currently listening to a medley of songs I've heard a thousand times and discovering new nuances and little flourishes, and it's exhilarating.
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everyone's parents: You will get more conservative as you age
me at 43: Children Should Be Allowed To Vote Monthly On Which Congressperson To Leave Upside Down At The Gas Station
me at 43: Children Should Be Allowed To Vote Monthly On Which Congressperson To Leave Upside Down At The Gas Station
September 17, 2023 at 6:28 PM
everyone's parents: You will get more conservative as you age
me at 43: Children Should Be Allowed To Vote Monthly On Which Congressperson To Leave Upside Down At The Gas Station
me at 43: Children Should Be Allowed To Vote Monthly On Which Congressperson To Leave Upside Down At The Gas Station
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The person who invites you to Bluesky is the closest thing we have to vampire sires.
July 24, 2023 at 8:25 PM
The person who invites you to Bluesky is the closest thing we have to vampire sires.
Fucked up and turned a 2.75 hr journey into a 6 hour one. #transOnTrains.
September 14, 2023 at 9:59 PM
Fucked up and turned a 2.75 hr journey into a 6 hour one. #transOnTrains.
How the UK is seen by China, apparently:
September 6, 2023 at 11:10 AM
How the UK is seen by China, apparently:
I can't believe the world is ending essentially because some people are too proud to admit when it's getting a bit hot. #mansNotHot
September 3, 2023 at 4:58 PM
I can't believe the world is ending essentially because some people are too proud to admit when it's getting a bit hot. #mansNotHot
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“Oh no you can’t laugh at Mitch McConnell having cognitive decline have some decency he’s another human being!” meanwhile here’s him for the past fifty years thinking of a single mother losing her health insurance
September 1, 2023 at 3:29 AM
“Oh no you can’t laugh at Mitch McConnell having cognitive decline have some decency he’s another human being!” meanwhile here’s him for the past fifty years thinking of a single mother losing her health insurance
Breaking the cardinal rule of gaming to express that, despite not playing it myself, Call of Duty adding Homelander, Nicki Minaj, and Snoop Dogg is one of the dumbest fucking things to have happened in video gaming for quite a while.
August 31, 2023 at 12:10 PM
Breaking the cardinal rule of gaming to express that, despite not playing it myself, Call of Duty adding Homelander, Nicki Minaj, and Snoop Dogg is one of the dumbest fucking things to have happened in video gaming for quite a while.
I'm not saying the weather in Swansea sucks, but the streetlight outside my house is currently on.
August 30, 2023 at 2:05 PM
I'm not saying the weather in Swansea sucks, but the streetlight outside my house is currently on.
Today in ADHD: I have a Bank Holiday day off, I am hungover, I *started* my day by shouting out of a window. I need to relax.
Literally all I can think about is a programming project I've been working on.
Literally all I can think about is a programming project I've been working on.
August 28, 2023 at 11:26 AM
Today in ADHD: I have a Bank Holiday day off, I am hungover, I *started* my day by shouting out of a window. I need to relax.
Literally all I can think about is a programming project I've been working on.
Literally all I can think about is a programming project I've been working on.
Some guy was standing in the alleyway out the back of my house, yelling to be let in by an unknown party, for half an hour.
I opened the window and (after ascertaining that he wasn't yelling because he was hurt) SCREAMED for him to shut the fuck up.
He did, but happy sodding bank holiday :/
I opened the window and (after ascertaining that he wasn't yelling because he was hurt) SCREAMED for him to shut the fuck up.
He did, but happy sodding bank holiday :/
August 28, 2023 at 8:38 AM
Some guy was standing in the alleyway out the back of my house, yelling to be let in by an unknown party, for half an hour.
I opened the window and (after ascertaining that he wasn't yelling because he was hurt) SCREAMED for him to shut the fuck up.
He did, but happy sodding bank holiday :/
I opened the window and (after ascertaining that he wasn't yelling because he was hurt) SCREAMED for him to shut the fuck up.
He did, but happy sodding bank holiday :/
@purplegrackle.bsky.social @zukitten.bsky.social got any follow recommendations, or is the site too young for that?
August 21, 2023 at 10:41 AM
@purplegrackle.bsky.social @zukitten.bsky.social got any follow recommendations, or is the site too young for that?
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Reskeet if you cry when angels deserve to die.
August 17, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Reskeet if you cry when angels deserve to die.
Also, stop cheaping out on the directors. The dude who shot Secret Invasion, which SUCKED, had only really done music videos before!
Also, PAY YOUR FUCKING WRITERS.
Also, PAY YOUR FUCKING WRITERS.
I've gotten so used to not verbalising my thoughts on a whim, I'm not sure I can actually use this thing now.
Uh, quick, a hot take. Phase 4 of the MCU needed a capstone movie and the franchise suffered massively from not having one.
Uh, quick, a hot take. Phase 4 of the MCU needed a capstone movie and the franchise suffered massively from not having one.
August 17, 2023 at 12:28 PM
Also, stop cheaping out on the directors. The dude who shot Secret Invasion, which SUCKED, had only really done music videos before!
Also, PAY YOUR FUCKING WRITERS.
Also, PAY YOUR FUCKING WRITERS.
Estrogen is amazing and all, but I am genuinely concerned I'm going to injure myself by catching my newfound ass on something.
August 17, 2023 at 12:25 PM
Estrogen is amazing and all, but I am genuinely concerned I'm going to injure myself by catching my newfound ass on something.
I've gotten so used to not verbalising my thoughts on a whim, I'm not sure I can actually use this thing now.
Uh, quick, a hot take. Phase 4 of the MCU needed a capstone movie and the franchise suffered massively from not having one.
Uh, quick, a hot take. Phase 4 of the MCU needed a capstone movie and the franchise suffered massively from not having one.
August 16, 2023 at 10:26 AM
I've gotten so used to not verbalising my thoughts on a whim, I'm not sure I can actually use this thing now.
Uh, quick, a hot take. Phase 4 of the MCU needed a capstone movie and the franchise suffered massively from not having one.
Uh, quick, a hot take. Phase 4 of the MCU needed a capstone movie and the franchise suffered massively from not having one.