Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie
@prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
Maria, Eevee, and Sarah (She/her, she/it, and she/her respectively)
Trans women, part of a plural system
18+
MDNI
Trans women, part of a plural system
18+
MDNI
Pinned
oh my fucking God. no one is saying you're less trans than other trans people except you. people are saying they're just a different kind of trans. you're the one attaching value and weight to these different ways of being trans.
see the quoted skeet if you ever decide to throw a fit because some trans people like to identify as transsexual rather than transgender
what is to be done
January 2, 2026 at 3:12 AM
what is to be done
it's actually the anniversary of the time I got so drunk I was fully unconscious for an entire day and then my father tried to check me into rehab while I was still too drunk to consent and he had just screamed me into a fawn state. he knew such a program was against my wishes
hi, I'm tequila
January 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
it's actually the anniversary of the time I got so drunk I was fully unconscious for an entire day and then my father tried to check me into rehab while I was still too drunk to consent and he had just screamed me into a fawn state. he knew such a program was against my wishes
hi, I'm tequila
January 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
hi, I'm tequila
okay now time to try to make it to 2027
January 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
okay now time to try to make it to 2027
god knew id be too powerful without IBS
January 1, 2026 at 7:04 PM
god knew id be too powerful without IBS
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Gen-Xers would rather do open mics than go to therapy
January 1, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Gen-Xers would rather do open mics than go to therapy
a man came up to me one night while I was doing deliveries and used the translator app on his phone to tell me "You have beautiful breasts"
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
a man came up to me one night while I was doing deliveries and used the translator app on his phone to tell me "You have beautiful breasts"
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i haven't seen my girlfriend ONCE this WHOLE YEAR this is BULLSHIT
January 1, 2026 at 11:11 AM
i haven't seen my girlfriend ONCE this WHOLE YEAR this is BULLSHIT
okay, I got rid of it because I'm going to sleep and I could feel it tempting me whenever I was about to dispose of it and I don't need that in the morning
leaving nicotine in 2025 but it's still 2025 somewhere for a few more hours
January 1, 2026 at 6:54 AM
okay, I got rid of it because I'm going to sleep and I could feel it tempting me whenever I was about to dispose of it and I don't need that in the morning
leaving nicotine in 2025 but it's still 2025 somewhere for a few more hours
January 1, 2026 at 6:12 AM
leaving nicotine in 2025 but it's still 2025 somewhere for a few more hours
I've been trying to figure out who my partner digimon would be going by the Beatbreak logic of their your "dark reflection" composed of traits similar to a shadow self.
the weed hit so good I had a breakthrough. my partner would be Renamon
the weed hit so good I had a breakthrough. my partner would be Renamon
January 1, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I've been trying to figure out who my partner digimon would be going by the Beatbreak logic of their your "dark reflection" composed of traits similar to a shadow self.
the weed hit so good I had a breakthrough. my partner would be Renamon
the weed hit so good I had a breakthrough. my partner would be Renamon
I hate that I exist as a ghost at the edge of everyone's memory.
January 1, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I hate that I exist as a ghost at the edge of everyone's memory.
I feel so fucking lonely
January 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I feel so fucking lonely
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I'm like the anti John Fetterman because I wear long pants and crop tops everywhere year around, and I have flawless politics
December 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I'm like the anti John Fetterman because I wear long pants and crop tops everywhere year around, and I have flawless politics
as a recovering alcoholic, it's really nice to be recognized and treated as a regular somewhere that isn't a liquor store for once
December 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
as a recovering alcoholic, it's really nice to be recognized and treated as a regular somewhere that isn't a liquor store for once
I have to deal with government bureaucracies today and I'm being so brave
December 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I have to deal with government bureaucracies today and I'm being so brave
I'm like the anti John Fetterman because I wear long pants and crop tops everywhere year around, and I have flawless politics
December 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I'm like the anti John Fetterman because I wear long pants and crop tops everywhere year around, and I have flawless politics
some day I'll make my Digimon is Maoist propaganda presentation and you'll all realize my genius
December 31, 2025 at 3:47 AM
some day I'll make my Digimon is Maoist propaganda presentation and you'll all realize my genius
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Nothing more circular than the Venn diagram of Newsom fans greedily sucking up his AI slop, people who vigorously defended Platner's nazi tattoo and history as a Blackwater war criminal, and people currently trying to hand it to Marjorie Taylor Greene
November 7, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Nothing more circular than the Venn diagram of Newsom fans greedily sucking up his AI slop, people who vigorously defended Platner's nazi tattoo and history as a Blackwater war criminal, and people currently trying to hand it to Marjorie Taylor Greene
what's the sexuality called where you like the idea of sex in theory but when you're actually with someone you can't stay out of your head long enough to feel much of anything
December 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
what's the sexuality called where you like the idea of sex in theory but when you're actually with someone you can't stay out of your head long enough to feel much of anything
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The transgenders are celebrating 9/11 by crashing estrogen into the twin towers of patriarchy and capitalism
August 10, 2023 at 2:26 PM
The transgenders are celebrating 9/11 by crashing estrogen into the twin towers of patriarchy and capitalism
everyone at my job is surprised to find out I have a degree in chemical engineering, and I have no idea if it's because a lot of them still think I'm in my early 20's or if they're just confused about why someone with that degree would be a cook
December 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
everyone at my job is surprised to find out I have a degree in chemical engineering, and I have no idea if it's because a lot of them still think I'm in my early 20's or if they're just confused about why someone with that degree would be a cook
I like how at my job there's like an hour after we're closed and done prepping stuff where we just sit around on our phones and get paid
December 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I like how at my job there's like an hour after we're closed and done prepping stuff where we just sit around on our phones and get paid