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prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie
@prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
670 followers 460 following 5.2K posts
Maria & Eevee (She/her & she/it)
Trans women, part of a plural system
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prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
Waaait... Do people compliment my mini skirts because I have long legs and they make them look even longer so I morph into mommy long legs in their braims
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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cheryllynneaton.bsky.social
I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.
phillewis.bsky.social Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 2d
Trump: “I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of ‘Congresswoman’ Marjorie Taylor Greene…”
Donald J. Trump -+ @realDonaldTrump I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of "Congresswoman” Marjorie Taylor Greene, of the Great State of Georgia. Over the past few weeks, despite my creating Record Achievements for our Country including, a Total and Complete Victory on the Shutdown, Closed Borders, Low Taxes, No Men in Women's Sports or Transgender for Everyone, ending DEI, stopping Biden's Record Setting Inflation, Biggest Regulation Cuts in History, stopping EIGHT WARS, rebuilding our Military, being RESPECTED by every Country in the World (as opposed to being the laughingstock that we were just 12 months ago!), having Trillions of Dollars (Record Setting!) INVESTED in the U.S.A., having created the "HOTTEST" Country anywhere in the World from being a DEAD Country just 12 months ago (and so much more!), all I see "Wacky” Marjorie do is COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN! It seemed to all begin when I sent her a Poll stating that she should not run for Senator, or Governor, she was at 12%, and didn't have a chance (unless, of course, she had my Endorsement — which she wasn't about to get!). She has told many people that she is upset that I don't return her phone calls anymore, but with 219 Congressmen/women, 53 U.S. Senators, 24 Cabinet Members, almost 200 Countries, and an otherwise normal life to lead, I can't take a ranting Lunatic's call every day. I understand that wonderful, Conservative people are thinking about primarying Marjorie in her District of Georgia, that they too are fed up with her and her antics and, if the right person runs, they will have my Complete and Unyielding Support. She has gone Far Left, even doing The View, with their Low IQ Republican hating Anchors. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
My gender is cheerleader
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
chat should I ascend and become a goddess
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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nerdjpg.com
"I don't like Post-Soviet Russia!" Western Liberals "Then why did you ask for it?" Leftists
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
suckling caffeine juice from the aluminum teat
how's everyone else's morning going
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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nerdjpg.com
Cuba
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
why hasn't there been a lesbian wife swap and why isn't it called dyke swap
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
Dissociation dyke
A blonde white trans woman standing in a kitchen with her makeup done in a somewhat alt fashion while wearing a black crop top.
September 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
I have a carnal need for one of these I have to snort prog off of it
oregonthedm.bsky.social Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 3d
Part 5 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg

German hunting knife that's also a gun, that's also a calendar..
Yeah it looks as messy as you are imagining it machete plus pistol plus a calander
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
now I don't know legal but where I come from we call this a ransom
jmetr22b.bsky.social Jason Meisner @jmetr22b.bsky.social · 4d
///BREAKING/// Judge Jeffrey Cummings orders that by noon of Nov. 17, he will order the release of all of the 615 "Operation Midway Blitz" detainees identified as class participants (at least those still here in the country) once they pay a $1,500 bond.
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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dyadicsapphic.meangirls.online
reverse joint mech legs make me light headed sometimes
February 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
The questions on employment paperwork that ask if you've been convicted of a crime should include an answer of

"I don't think so, but please don't get mad if I'm wrong"
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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thoughtographic.bsky.social
We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
Karl Marx
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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lansingmifacts.com
wishing a happy and prosperous Balls Day to all of our fellow Lanstronauts
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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nebulena.net
insomnia night. boooo
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
This country's whole political scene is a bunch of white guys and some white women sitting around a table and whenever one of them says "maybe we shouldn't be such bigoted pieces of shit" and the rest of the table is just like "no you can't do that, this is my emotional support bigotry"
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
Well well well look who it is 😊
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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rokhausen.bsky.social
i have no ass and i must shart
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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apocalypticanow.bsky.social
Sherman has impeccable comic timing
inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · Oct 10
sherman, for the love of god!
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
There is only one word that can describe JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and that word is "cunt."
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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ghostlysable.bsky.social
GF: "How many trannies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

Me: "Trannies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in club bathrooms."

GF: "...good job. 😑"
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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struggalo.bsky.social
Your Marxist-Leninist dialectic brings the boys to the yard.
November 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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theonion.com
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
Claim: Mamdani is a communist. False: Any real communist will happily spend six hours explaining why this isn’t true.
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
Went to a bar solely to make out with one woman for several hours.
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM