Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie
@prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
Maria, Eevee, and Sarah (She/her, she/it, and she/her respectively)
Trans women, parts of a plural system
18+
MDNI
Trans women, parts of a plural system
18+
MDNI
Pinned
hi I'm a hot gay tranny. if you want to give money to this hot gay tranny here's this hot gay tranny's Venmo
venmo.com/code?user_id...
venmo.com/code?user_id...
God fucking damn
sword lesbians, am I right?
sword lesbians, am I right?
February 17, 2026 at 4:37 AM
God fucking damn
sword lesbians, am I right?
sword lesbians, am I right?
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More sports should have a penalty box. Like if you screw up your twizzles you should have to sit in a holding cell while your partner fucks the French team
February 16, 2026 at 3:38 AM
More sports should have a penalty box. Like if you screw up your twizzles you should have to sit in a holding cell while your partner fucks the French team
famous last words:
"I can fix this makeup real quick before going out"
"I can fix this makeup real quick before going out"
February 17, 2026 at 4:15 AM
famous last words:
"I can fix this makeup real quick before going out"
"I can fix this makeup real quick before going out"
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All my homies hate Newsom
February 17, 2026 at 4:07 AM
All my homies hate Newsom
who knew all I had to do to get my stalker to stop harassing me was I tell her I'm a commie
February 17, 2026 at 4:03 AM
who knew all I had to do to get my stalker to stop harassing me was I tell her I'm a commie
fuck Newsom
February 17, 2026 at 4:02 AM
fuck Newsom
suddenly realizing I'm pretty sure I'm a trans elder now
the sagely wisdom that comes from being a trans elder
February 17, 2026 at 2:20 AM
suddenly realizing I'm pretty sure I'm a trans elder now
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Siri is it a good sign that federal district judges are routinely sephiroth-posting in F. Supp. 3d
👀 Invoking Orwell, a federal judge has ordered the Trump administration to restore panels and historical acknowledgments of the history of slavery that the National Park Service removed in Philadelphia. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 16, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Siri is it a good sign that federal district judges are routinely sephiroth-posting in F. Supp. 3d
we used to be so afraid of pain
February 16, 2026 at 1:48 AM
we used to be so afraid of pain
being trans is funny because sometimes you'll just be hanging out with your friend when you suddenly realize you've hooked up with her sister that lives across the country
February 15, 2026 at 11:03 PM
being trans is funny because sometimes you'll just be hanging out with your friend when you suddenly realize you've hooked up with her sister that lives across the country
these people are running their lives like it's an RTS game.
Token Anxiety
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
February 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM
these people are running their lives like it's an RTS game.
life is so much fun when you makeout with your friends
February 15, 2026 at 4:18 AM
life is so much fun when you makeout with your friends
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Become ungovernable
February 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Become ungovernable
I need to be the hottest woman
February 14, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I need to be the hottest woman
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Misogynistic weebs in science fiction have ruined us.
February 14, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Misogynistic weebs in science fiction have ruined us.
how the fuck am I supposed to not be a depressed alcoholic under these conditions
February 14, 2026 at 7:09 AM
how the fuck am I supposed to not be a depressed alcoholic under these conditions
howling with the neighborhood dogs at midnight, as one does
February 14, 2026 at 6:21 AM
howling with the neighborhood dogs at midnight, as one does
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I'll love you with the desperation of a writer trying to remember a word, a better word, THE word.
February 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I'll love you with the desperation of a writer trying to remember a word, a better word, THE word.
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🔮 Canada goose are natures ultimate consent lesson
if u are very kind and gentle and chill around them and exude love, they will come up and say hi and like to be pet :3
if u don’t understand their boundaries, try to move quick, or try to touch the goslings, then they show their reputation nyoom!
if u are very kind and gentle and chill around them and exude love, they will come up and say hi and like to be pet :3
if u don’t understand their boundaries, try to move quick, or try to touch the goslings, then they show their reputation nyoom!
February 13, 2026 at 7:19 PM
🔮 Canada goose are natures ultimate consent lesson
if u are very kind and gentle and chill around them and exude love, they will come up and say hi and like to be pet :3
if u don’t understand their boundaries, try to move quick, or try to touch the goslings, then they show their reputation nyoom!
if u are very kind and gentle and chill around them and exude love, they will come up and say hi and like to be pet :3
if u don’t understand their boundaries, try to move quick, or try to touch the goslings, then they show their reputation nyoom!
my disabilities are being disabling
February 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
my disabilities are being disabling
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everything about liberal conventional wisdom requires you to not remember what happened *less than ten years ago*, it's absolutely insane
Just going to note again, because somehow we've all completely retconned this and I feel like I'm taking crazy pills, that pound-for-pound Biden had one of the most draconian border security regimes of any U.S. president ever, second only to Trump, *many of whose policies he inherited and kept*
Not going to read them all because jesus fucking christ but this is nasty work from Friedersdorf
February 12, 2026 at 5:23 PM
everything about liberal conventional wisdom requires you to not remember what happened *less than ten years ago*, it's absolutely insane
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Straight peoole need to donate money to gay people because being gay is expensive
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Straight peoole need to donate money to gay people because being gay is expensive
uggggh why do I have to need so much food. I'm not trying to reinforce my eating disorder but God damn keeping myself fed is expensive
February 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
uggggh why do I have to need so much food. I'm not trying to reinforce my eating disorder but God damn keeping myself fed is expensive
my throat hurts from moaning so much
there is something really intoxicating about having 3 hot women competing and collaborating for your attention and affection at the queer bar
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 PM
my throat hurts from moaning so much
there is something really intoxicating about having 3 hot women competing and collaborating for your attention and affection at the queer bar
February 11, 2026 at 3:24 PM
there is something really intoxicating about having 3 hot women competing and collaborating for your attention and affection at the queer bar