Edna Allan Poe
@napportunist.bsky.social
Nap enthusiast, friendly neighborhood bog witch, collector of craft supplies, occasional maker of things, reader of smut and other stuff, cat lady.
I was finally able to cross "hang the new dry erase board" off my to-do list today. Shortly thereafter, I added a new item to my list - "hang the new dry erase board but make it level this time."
April 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I was finally able to cross "hang the new dry erase board" off my to-do list today. Shortly thereafter, I added a new item to my list - "hang the new dry erase board but make it level this time."
Every once in a while, I look up "owls as pets" just to see if it's still "not a good idea" and "only legal in certain situations/places."
Sigh.
Sigh.
April 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Every once in a while, I look up "owls as pets" just to see if it's still "not a good idea" and "only legal in certain situations/places."
Sigh.
Sigh.
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Lol John Oliver set up a how-to guide for how to make Meta make less ad $$$ from you. johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com
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February 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Lol John Oliver set up a how-to guide for how to make Meta make less ad $$$ from you. johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com
Whirling Shirley
In other news, my brain couldn’t think of the word for “lazy Susan” and instead I said “rotating Sally” and so that is the new name for it, please update your records.
January 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Whirling Shirley
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
December 11, 2024 at 2:39 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
One day, your skull will be as empty as a conch shell on a fence post,
full of wind and gentle quiet.
Today, it’s a cauldron of ghosts.
Flesh and electricity.
Water and memory.
A machine that makes reality.
Now. Here. Your skull is the garden where fact flowers into meaning.
full of wind and gentle quiet.
Today, it’s a cauldron of ghosts.
Flesh and electricity.
Water and memory.
A machine that makes reality.
Now. Here. Your skull is the garden where fact flowers into meaning.
December 8, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Currently working my way through the pile of notes to myself on my desk, and I came across one that says "potatoes crime" and I do not remember what I was trying to tell myself.
November 19, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Currently working my way through the pile of notes to myself on my desk, and I came across one that says "potatoes crime" and I do not remember what I was trying to tell myself.
Some good stuff to look forward to.
👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️• @horrorghoulreads Upcoming Horror books for 2025 [PART 1] that I am so excited to read! I am absolutely in love with that cover for Girl in the Creek - giving me Hannabl (show) vibes.
🖤Are you looking forward to any of these books coming out?
🖤Are you looking forward to any of these books coming out?
November 16, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Some good stuff to look forward to.
If no one has done so already, I'm going to declare it a sign of impending good fortune if you put on an article of clothing you haven't worn in a while and find a lost dryer sheet wadded up in it.
November 3, 2024 at 5:41 PM
If no one has done so already, I'm going to declare it a sign of impending good fortune if you put on an article of clothing you haven't worn in a while and find a lost dryer sheet wadded up in it.
August 25, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Found an extra pierogi in the box. I’m living the good life right now.
August 16, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Found an extra pierogi in the box. I’m living the good life right now.
A friend just called Walz "Husker Düde" and you can't unsee it.
August 6, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Overheard in my house tonight: “George, why are you licking the floor? Are you lacking in some important nutrient?”
July 31, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Overheard in my house tonight: “George, why are you licking the floor? Are you lacking in some important nutrient?”
99% of the time when I see who's calling:
King Of GIF
ALT: King Of GIF
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July 16, 2024 at 5:42 PM
99% of the time when I see who's calling:
Instead of playing Marco Polo, kids should play Safelite Repair, Safelite Replace.
July 14, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Instead of playing Marco Polo, kids should play Safelite Repair, Safelite Replace.
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The timeline right now looks like an Ewok party after the Death Star exploded
May 30, 2024 at 9:11 PM
The timeline right now looks like an Ewok party after the Death Star exploded
Okay. I just watched the newest trailer and I’m now officially excited about the Beetlejuice movie.
May 24, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Okay. I just watched the newest trailer and I’m now officially excited about the Beetlejuice movie.
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Food-themed diss track from 1744
May 12, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Food-themed diss track from 1744
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RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! DO YOU HAVE MEDICINE YOU NEED TO TAKE?
April 16, 2024 at 6:41 AM
RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! DO YOU HAVE MEDICINE YOU NEED TO TAKE?
Not to brag or anything, but I’m pretty sure my yard has the most impressive dandelion display in my neighborhood.
April 15, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Not to brag or anything, but I’m pretty sure my yard has the most impressive dandelion display in my neighborhood.
I’m out of blank steno books for list making and notes to myself. My life is soon to be in complete chaos.
March 13, 2024 at 11:23 PM
I’m out of blank steno books for list making and notes to myself. My life is soon to be in complete chaos.
Weather: *is 75F on March 4th*
Me: Thanks, I hate it.
Me: Thanks, I hate it.
March 5, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Weather: *is 75F on March 4th*
Me: Thanks, I hate it.
Me: Thanks, I hate it.
I’ve been watching The Bear and it’s really good but almost every episode has given me so much secondhand stress.
February 20, 2024 at 1:43 AM
I’ve been watching The Bear and it’s really good but almost every episode has given me so much secondhand stress.
What am I gonna do for eye candy (plus a decent story) once I’m done watching S2 of Reacher?
January 24, 2024 at 1:35 AM
What am I gonna do for eye candy (plus a decent story) once I’m done watching S2 of Reacher?
All love, no rockets
all seeds, no bad
all sisters, no mercy
January 21, 2024 at 2:00 AM
All love, no rockets