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Edna Allan Poe
@napportunist.bsky.social
Nap enthusiast, friendly neighborhood bog witch, collector of craft supplies, occasional maker of things, reader of smut and other stuff, cat lady.
I was finally able to cross "hang the new dry erase board" off my to-do list today. Shortly thereafter, I added a new item to my list - "hang the new dry erase board but make it level this time."
April 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Every once in a while, I look up "owls as pets" just to see if it's still "not a good idea" and "only legal in certain situations/places."

Sigh.
April 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Lol John Oliver set up a how-to guide for how to make Meta make less ad $$$ from you. johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com
How to Change Your Meta Settings | Make yourself less valuable to Meta. Brought to you by Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.
johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com
February 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Whirling Shirley
In other news, my brain couldn’t think of the word for “lazy Susan” and instead I said “rotating Sally” and so that is the new name for it, please update your records.
January 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Reposted by Edna Allan Poe
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”

Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.

Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
December 11, 2024 at 2:39 PM
One day, your skull will be as empty as a conch shell on a fence post,
full of wind and gentle quiet.

Today, it’s a cauldron of ghosts.
Flesh and electricity.
Water and memory.
A machine that makes reality.

Now. Here. Your skull is the garden where fact flowers into meaning.
December 8, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Currently working my way through the pile of notes to myself on my desk, and I came across one that says "potatoes crime" and I do not remember what I was trying to tell myself.
November 19, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Some good stuff to look forward to.
👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️• @horrorghoulreads Upcoming Horror books for 2025 [PART 1] that I am so excited to read! I am absolutely in love with that cover for Girl in the Creek - giving me Hannabl (show) vibes.

🖤Are you looking forward to any of these books coming out?
November 16, 2024 at 3:00 PM
If no one has done so already, I'm going to declare it a sign of impending good fortune if you put on an article of clothing you haven't worn in a while and find a lost dryer sheet wadded up in it.
November 3, 2024 at 5:41 PM
August 25, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Found an extra pierogi in the box. I’m living the good life right now.
August 16, 2024 at 11:37 PM
A friend just called Walz "Husker Düde" and you can't unsee it.
August 6, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Overheard in my house tonight: “George, why are you licking the floor? Are you lacking in some important nutrient?”
July 31, 2024 at 1:17 AM
99% of the time when I see who's calling:
King Of GIF
ALT: King Of GIF
media.tenor.com
July 16, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Instead of playing Marco Polo, kids should play Safelite Repair, Safelite Replace.
July 14, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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The timeline right now looks like an Ewok party after the Death Star exploded
May 30, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Okay. I just watched the newest trailer and I’m now officially excited about the Beetlejuice movie.
May 24, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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Food-themed diss track from 1744
May 12, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! DO YOU HAVE MEDICINE YOU NEED TO TAKE?
April 16, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Not to brag or anything, but I’m pretty sure my yard has the most impressive dandelion display in my neighborhood.
April 15, 2024 at 11:24 PM
I’m out of blank steno books for list making and notes to myself. My life is soon to be in complete chaos.
March 13, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Weather: *is 75F on March 4th*

Me: Thanks, I hate it.
March 5, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I’ve been watching The Bear and it’s really good but almost every episode has given me so much secondhand stress.
February 20, 2024 at 1:43 AM
What am I gonna do for eye candy (plus a decent story) once I’m done watching S2 of Reacher?
January 24, 2024 at 1:35 AM
All love, no rockets
all seeds, no bad
all sisters, no mercy
January 21, 2024 at 2:00 AM