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Dan
@nankerphelge.bsky.social
Suckin on a chilli dog. Likes baseball and music
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That canceled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about?
November 16, 2024 at 4:35 AM
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I created a very-preliminary-please-don't-yell-at-me-or-be-offended-if-I-inadvertently-left-you-off starter pack for Cubs fans making the jump to Bluesky. I will make additions!

go.bsky.app/NiXKpHN
November 15, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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wow. didn’t know the father of the atomic bomb had an age gap gf. unfollowing now.
July 9, 2023 at 10:26 PM
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They see me rollin
They hatin
July 12, 2023 at 3:28 AM
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losing it over chuck berry's face when yoko ono started screaming over his song with john lennon
July 12, 2023 at 3:47 AM
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Two men who were very successful while wearing the same clothes every day were Steve Jobs and Bart Simpson
July 12, 2023 at 4:30 AM
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check this shit out
July 3, 2023 at 4:43 AM
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At least one media publication always has its finger on the pulse #Ashes
July 2, 2023 at 11:52 PM
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In this urn, presented to the Australian cricket team in 1882, lie the ashes of British heterosexuality. Each year Australia and England's respective cricket teams battle for this urn, and with it the right to call each other slurs in the pub afterwards.
July 2, 2023 at 11:58 PM
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Sex is for simpletons who cannot be entertained by a sunset, or the profound insights of mathematics, or jacking off.
July 3, 2023 at 3:23 AM
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insane art at this bar
June 11, 2023 at 3:32 AM
NFL: Bears
MLB: Cubs
College: MSU
Combat sports: Used to like UFC.
Soccer: Chelsea, Socceroos, Rangers
SPORTS BLUESKY THINGS

NFL: Bears
MLB: Cubs
College: NIU Huskies
Combat sports: I'm getting into WWE. It's dumb fun.
NHL: Chicago (I wish they'd change name).
WNBA: Mystics
NBA: I have a history with the Bulls and a future with the Celtics.
Soccer: I root for the women with purple hair.
June 10, 2023 at 5:17 AM
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I try to maintain pretty meaningful boundaries when it comes to publicly sharing about my family and my personal life but jesus fucking christ LOOK at the shower curtain in my aunt’s guest bathroom
June 10, 2023 at 1:23 AM
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I was going to say he’s never been happier than he was with the indictment but uh
June 9, 2023 at 8:42 PM
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bathroom war crimes
June 9, 2023 at 11:31 PM