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You're an asshole, too.
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"Every day with this shit..."
for want of a comma
You're telling me someone nutted in this buddy?
January 12, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I want extra credit for finding the fifth theme first, you dorks. @nytgames.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Daneel Olivaw (who Data was *heavily* based on) is the ideal way an android robot should work.
i feel like a lot of influential android artificial intelligence robot stories were written before people rly knew about computers and shit and its actually kind of fun to write about this stuff as a person who does sort of know what is in a computer
December 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Bold of State Farm to use JD Vance in ads.
December 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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they've all bought 10,000 shares of baby coffin stock
67 Senators could remove RFK Jr. today but there aren’t 67 Senators who care about Americans’ lives, health, or wellbeing. Babies will die. Our leaders hate us.
BREAKING: RFKJr directs that the US instantly stop recommending all vaccinations for children. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
We've reached the "She's going to the neighbor's Christmas party; I'm drinking Hibiki 12 and blasting the stereo in my recliner" stage of marriage.

Not an awful place to be, tbh.
December 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"A sleaze of gold leaf added gold leaf."

...forgot how much I enjoyed Liz Cook's reviews. We found some legitimately charming (and distressingly short lived) restaurants in KC when she was a full time reviewer. (the pho place with the donuts!) Guess I have to see about this Haterade business now.
I spent $900 at 1587 Prime so you don’t have to.
Two nights playing with fire at Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce's steakhouse: defector.com/two-nights-p...
December 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM
So.. Jaxon Dart is as stupid as he looks.
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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I don’t give a single F about the Cowboys or the Cardinals, but robbing us of MNF is criminal by YouTube TV and @espn.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Me: Oh hey it's time for MNF

YouTube TV: Not so fast buddy, that $85 a month only goes so far you know.

Haven't found a cancel button faster!
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Jonas Bros. cost Mizzou the win at Vandy.
October 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Who is Joan Baez?
October 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I don't have any interest in this game beyond TV noise before Mizzou starts.

But that was the dumbest play call I think I've ever seen.

#MississippiSt #MSUatFLA #Bulldogs #Gators
October 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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#NOKINGS

New York City, NY
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Liberals in the '90s: "I want to live in a world free from shame!"

<monkey's paw curls>
October 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I live in a county of 5,000 people, been here for a decade.
I am starting to believe that Americana/Alt-Country is the best wedge sanity has against the fascist regime.

The same dipshits who chuckle at the president trolling the country sing along to Tyler Childers, Zach Bryan, and Jason Isbell.
October 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
As a middle-aged white male it's nice to see someone more culturally tone deaf than me.
WAFFLES
October 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Butker needs to get his ass back in the kitchen
#mediocre
September 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Brady is throwing his dog like a helmet? What the fuck was he saying?
September 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
oh great, now this is a social media hellscape too.
a man with a cowboy hat and mustache is saying well
ALT: a man with a cowboy hat and mustache is saying well
media.tenor.com
September 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
LE experience aside, maybe this wasn't the best job to hand to cocaine bear
September 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
@marshallpruett.bsky.social
lap 80: O'Ward leads
lap 106: past

Great rundown, I didn't know you did lap-by-lap, will look for them next year!
Newgarden closes out 2025 IndyCar season with hometown victory at last | RACER
The Borchetta Bourbon Music City Grand Prix was a race of attrition won by Josef Newgarden who put in a flawless performance to earn his first victory of the season at the season finale in his home st...
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September 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"We're just normal men. We're just innocent men."
Just normal innocent men
YouTube video by Maz H
www.youtube.com
September 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
He's lookin' worse and worse😌
September 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
We are all this bear.
July 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM