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Natalie
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Dust Jacket Gang.
I've gone a few times to make a christmas charity donation online and they all say they'll send you stuff by mail unless you phone them or send a letter or some other unnecessarily difficult way to request them not to. what a waste of paper and just makes me close the tab and not do it :/
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
this is why I'm fine that I ditched netflix. all the best movies are old!
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
is it just me or do all of wet leg's songs sound identical?
December 3, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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Actually doing Whamageddon at Christmas is a moral failing, you should be listening to Last Christmas at least once a day if not ten
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I want Joanne's job in Nobody Wants This! It seems like she works recording a podcast for like an hour a week and the rest of the time just lives a fancy life in LA
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I really hate those more spaghetti less upsetti, more espresso less depresso things. Can we all agree they’re overdone now?
November 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
gah! #filmclub is so good! I've been watching them one after another - I wish it was twice as long and also never ended
October 14, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Me at 9am: a fresh week, a positive mindset

Me at 4.51pm: why can’t literally everything go piss itself
October 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
there is a character in the asphalt jungle who keeps saying "you boned me! you boned me!" and his name is dix handley 🙃
October 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My science museum ticket is having an existential crisis
September 20, 2025 at 9:51 AM
oh my god instant star, I've invested three seasons in you! WHEN are jude and tommy going to get together?!
September 18, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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imagine thinking you’ve found the love of your life and then you find out he goes down to London with a big England flag to impress a 5’6 lad who doesn’t care if he lives or dies
September 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I fell out of the world 🙃 #mafia
September 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Flounder is looking way too happy for someone who just had their brains scooped out
September 2, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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bring back the Wicker Man Corn Flakes
August 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
found out yesterday that when we're next in japan it's the duffy 20th anniversary festival at disneyland and I can't WAIT
August 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Last night I had a nightmare that I was Justin bieber’s PA
August 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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"Oh, well, this may be a dirty job,
but the big guys at the top work even harder."
August 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Just taking my birth certificate with me on the big shop in case I need a piss in the Asda customer toilet and the toilet bouncer doesn't like the shape of my skull
Source: archive.ph/taXyE

Service providers will be told to ask for birth certificates and interrogate service users to discover their "biological sex".

The guidance also ban trans men from female toilets on the basis that their presence would cause "alarm or distress".
August 8, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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"I said, I don't want any damn vegetables."

"All right, that's it, young man! No Bible stories for you tonight."
August 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
wanna drink the forbidden fanta (the liquid BB swims around in)
August 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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It’s the last hold-out on the famous 1970s National Front leaflet so it’s inevitable!
May 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
every year when I'd go to disney world as a kid, we'd go to pizza planet and eat pizza and drink milk and hear the toy story songs on a loop. now whenever I hear the toy story soundtrack I get such a hankering for pizza and milk. it's the strangest thing!
July 30, 2025 at 9:04 AM