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Dust Jacket Gang.
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He's making a list
He's checking it twice
Gonna take out the em dashes so it's less noticeable
Santa Claus is using A.I.
December 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I've been watching Holiday Camp (1947) and it is basically a proto White Lotus. there's a bunch of people who arrive on holiday at the same time, just at Butlins instead of a Four Seasons, and one of them is secretly a murderer, one is secretly pregnant, two are card sharks. it's basically the same!
December 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I've gone a few times to make a christmas charity donation online and they all say they'll send you stuff by mail unless you phone them or send a letter or some other unnecessarily difficult way to request them not to. what a waste of paper and just makes me close the tab and not do it :/
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
this is why I'm fine that I ditched netflix. all the best movies are old!
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
is it just me or do all of wet leg's songs sound identical?
December 3, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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Actually doing Whamageddon at Christmas is a moral failing, you should be listening to Last Christmas at least once a day if not ten
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I want Joanne's job in Nobody Wants This! It seems like she works recording a podcast for like an hour a week and the rest of the time just lives a fancy life in LA
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I really hate those more spaghetti less upsetti, more espresso less depresso things. Can we all agree they’re overdone now?
November 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
gah! #filmclub is so good! I've been watching them one after another - I wish it was twice as long and also never ended
October 14, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Me at 9am: a fresh week, a positive mindset

Me at 4.51pm: why can’t literally everything go piss itself
October 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
they are not
October 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
it could be worse, my dad buys the sun
October 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
there is a character in the asphalt jungle who keeps saying "you boned me! you boned me!" and his name is dix handley 🙃
October 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My science museum ticket is having an existential crisis
September 20, 2025 at 9:51 AM
the answer was literally one more episode
September 19, 2025 at 10:16 AM
oh my god instant star, I've invested three seasons in you! WHEN are jude and tommy going to get together?!
September 18, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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imagine thinking you’ve found the love of your life and then you find out he goes down to London with a big England flag to impress a 5’6 lad who doesn’t care if he lives or dies
September 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I just had to download the Xbox app for this
September 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I fell out of the world 🙃 #mafia
September 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Flounder is looking way too happy for someone who just had their brains scooped out
September 2, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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bring back the Wicker Man Corn Flakes
August 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
found out yesterday that when we're next in japan it's the duffy 20th anniversary festival at disneyland and I can't WAIT
August 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Last night I had a nightmare that I was Justin bieber’s PA
August 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM