rescuing my gf from twitter on condition that she likes my skeets. feeling: philanthropic

Gonna start calling ChatGPT's hyper-authoritative way of writing completely false information the Turing-Kruger effect

“We are SO Back” I say, in my wedding vows for my second marriage

They should make one called pinksky so that girls can use it

😔😔😔

FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.

ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.

not now babe i’m trying to think of a database joke

reached nirvana on the bluesky detox

this app is either ‘just made a new OS in assembly’ or ‘skeetboard 🛹🔄’

🚨last chance to do drug deals on this app before it opens to the public

sir, a second twitter has hit the internet

I’d better stop lurking and introduce myself!
I’m studying comp sci and philosophy at university, so let’s be mutuals whether you’re building the machine that’ll take over the world or warning against it
(bonus points if you’re into conlangs, shocky horror, dr who, etc…)