proton
@protoninspector.bsky.social
Smart person’s idea of a stupid person
Can I borrow your floor?
January 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Can I borrow your floor?
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what the fuck do u mean you “shrunk the kids” I want a divorce
January 2, 2026 at 7:25 AM
what the fuck do u mean you “shrunk the kids” I want a divorce
My parents WiFi is so bad it’s like the house’s walls are lined with lead
January 2, 2026 at 3:28 AM
My parents WiFi is so bad it’s like the house’s walls are lined with lead
Oh I see the “discourse” here is rancid too.
January 2, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Oh I see the “discourse” here is rancid too.
I don’t even really have anything to post
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I don’t even really have anything to post
Happy New Year, I love you all, especially the haters
January 1, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Happy New Year, I love you all, especially the haters
I know it’s late but Merry Pissmass everyone
December 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I know it’s late but Merry Pissmass everyone
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omw to hoot your nanny
December 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
omw to hoot your nanny
Never keep your hot car in a dog
December 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Never keep your hot car in a dog
Everyone ready to send ill judged “Happy New Year 🥳” messages tonight?
December 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Everyone ready to send ill judged “Happy New Year 🥳” messages tonight?
2026 won’t be my year, I’m saving that for 2028.
December 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
2026 won’t be my year, I’m saving that for 2028.
Incredible piece of wax just fell out my ear
December 31, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Incredible piece of wax just fell out my ear
They’re washing your ass over on bidetsky
December 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
They’re washing your ass over on bidetsky
Wow I can’t believe you would say something I would misinterpret as so hurtful like that
December 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Wow I can’t believe you would say something I would misinterpret as so hurtful like that
Broccoli is a top tier veg
December 31, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Broccoli is a top tier veg
Is this enough for you people?
December 31, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Is this enough for you people?
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Why didn't Vince frame his Pluribus shots like this? Is he stupid?
December 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Why didn't Vince frame his Pluribus shots like this? Is he stupid?
To a squirrel with an acorn: You gonna eat that?
December 31, 2025 at 3:17 AM
To a squirrel with an acorn: You gonna eat that?
I’m raising VC money for being mid and fat
December 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I’m raising VC money for being mid and fat
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OUT for 2026: podcasting
IN for 2026: podracing
IN for 2026: podracing
December 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
OUT for 2026: podcasting
IN for 2026: podracing
IN for 2026: podracing
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no
December 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
no
This is the traditional vegetarian option at a British Christmas Dinner
December 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This is the traditional vegetarian option at a British Christmas Dinner
This is how I’d look if I was suddenly transported to the green dimension.
December 31, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This is how I’d look if I was suddenly transported to the green dimension.