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Smart person’s idea of a stupid person
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Can you do polls on this site yet? I need more data
Twitter poll posted by ProtonInspector which asks: “Real talk though, balls in or out?” With 39% of votes cast for “in” and 61% of votes cast for “out”. This poll is in reference to another poll which has being going around on twitter which asked if guys pull their dick out through their fly or up and over to piss at a urinal
November 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Psijic Monks in Skyrim’s mages quest be like
Leonard Nimoy dematerialising in the Simpson Monorail episode after being told “what do you mean your work is done? You didn’t do anything” and responding “didn’t I?”
October 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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He’s done it again
A photo and headline pairing from The Guardian Opinions section. The photo shows several people boarding a small slightly whimsical looking single car train. The headline reads “A genuine treat for £1.60? try the shortest railway line in Britain” by Adrian Chiles
October 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Proposal: We replace Greater London with a neutron star
A comparison of various celestial objects with a map of Greater London. The largest of these is a neutron star of 1.4 Solar masses which has a cross sectional area similar to that of London. Other smaller objects include a black hole of 1 solar mass, various moons and asteroids, all plant biomass on earth squished into a ball, and Manhattan
October 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Me on my way to eat mozzarella from the fridge
A glowing white giant silhouette, Adam, on a smoky black and grey background as seen through the broken window frame of a ship during the Second Impact from the anime, Neon Genesis Evangelion
June 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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They didn’t have an Amtrak hoodie in my size
Crying emoji with its hands in the air in despair
May 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Comic strip panel of a guy sitting up after lying down on the couch saying “oh shit, for real!”
May 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Well it wasn’t going to be a private group I guess
Screenshot of a Facebook group called “TRUE NUDISTS” with the button to join the group. It states it is a public group with 41.1K members
April 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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My phone thinks I live in Japan so this is how I found out
A screenshot of a Japanese news account saying that the pope had died at 88 years old. I can’t tell you what the rest says because I do not speak Japanese.
April 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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I thought they closed that place down
A leaflet pushed through the letterbox on a front door, it is folded such as to say “SEX KEBABS”, and unfortunate folding choice for Sussex Pizza & Kebabs.
April 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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You wish you could but I don’t fw women or people who can speak Dutch
April 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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No I don’t have a problem with any of the others, just you
April 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Late night convos on these hit different
A plastic garden chair, in the distance, across a body of water, framed almost, by the foliage of many trees
April 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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When students see me out at a bar
Gretchen Whitmer hiding behind some blue folders from the press in the Oval Office
April 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Cheshire and Lancashire:
A frame from Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood depicting two muscular men, Sig Curtis (left) and Alexander Armstrong (right, shirtless) shaking hands
April 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Look at this cool illustration of the opening of the Mersey railway tunnel
A black and white drawing in five panels, a central oval panel depicts a steam train in a tunnel, a man stands on the left watching. Above the panel are two banners saying Cheshire and Lancashire with two shaking hands between them. In the top left panel, “Arriving at Central Station” several well dressed ladies and gentlemen stand on a platform after leaving a train. In the top right panel, “inspecting the hydraulic machinery” some top lads are looking at a big machine with pipes and stuff. In the bottom left panel, “Declaring the tunnel open” a man announces to the crowd that the tunnel is open in a very fancy room (possibly St George’s Hall?). In the bottom right panel, “luncheon in the ball room” a large number of well to do people sit and eat in a very grand hall with two large chandeliers, on man is stood up with one hand on his hip looking kinda cunty I won’t lie.
April 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Forgot my headphones
The barrel of a gun between some teeth as seen from inside a mouth
April 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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If you don’t recognize this don’t talk to me about the median wage 🙄
April 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Yeah that’s another good comparison, but he really reminds me of this era of Pink Floyd
April 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Syd Barrett lookin ass TikToker
April 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Honestly that’s so true
April 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Nobody:

The humble Jair Bolsonaro:
April 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Still thinking about this god damn M&S yumnut
It’s a cross between a yum yum and a donut
April 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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I’ve got no treats in
April 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Last week of my twenties
Barney Gumble from “The Simpsons” portrayed lying on a couch holding a rose surrounded by empty and knocked over bottles, light comes in through an open window. The image is posted as to evoke the feeling of the line which accompanied it in the episode, “Don’t cry for me, I’m already dead”.
April 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM