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Nightcrawler and Phoenix were dead when I made this name. Since it’s X-Men, it has the chance to happen again.
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MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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34-Year-Old Asks For Big Piece theonion.com/34-year...
July 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I still love this Glen Brogan artwork capturing a truly iconic Star Wars moment...
July 22, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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"Jon, do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago."
July 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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So sorry to hear that Peter David has passed away. I didn't know Peter well, but we traveled the same creative roads together for many years and I admired his talent and passion for storytelling. Heartfelt condolences to his family and friends.

aiptcomics.com/2025/05/25/p...
Comic book legend Peter David dies at 68
The comic book industry titan had been battling health complications for several years.
aiptcomics.com
May 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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RIP Butch Guice. And very sorry to hear it. We only met glancingly at cons, but it was a real treat to collaborate with him on AQUAMAN. A big loss for comics today.
Jackson 'Butch' Guice, Acclaimed Longtime DC and Marvel Artist, Has Passed Away
Jackson "Butch" Guice, the acclaimed artist who worked on a number of classic DC and Marvel comics since the early 1980s, has passed away at 63
www.cbr.com
May 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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happy bruno mars staring at pete wentz day to all who celebrate
April 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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hydrangea fawn 🩵💙
April 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Lmao
"Pope Francis skipped the Vatican’s official meeting with Vice President JD Vance Saturday, instead having his No. 2 give the vice president a lecture on compassion, according to a Vatican statement."
Pope Sends Deputy to Lecture Vance on Compassion at Vatican
Vance had an “an exchange of opinions” with Cardinal Pietro Parolin that touched on migration, the Vatican said.
www.thedailybeast.com
April 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment?
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.
April 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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April 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Kudos to whoever made the illustration for this science article.
March 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
March 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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We're getting freedom fried
lmfao holy shit we're reaching new levels of "fuck the yanks"
February 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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English Professor Suddenly Realizes Students Will Believe Literally Anything She Says
theonion.com/english...
English Professor Suddenly Realizes Students Will Believe Literally Anything She Says
LINCOLN, NE—Midway through her 9 a.m. Intro to American Literature course Thursday, University of Nebraska-Lincoln Professor Elizabeth Mabrey suddenly realized that her students would accept, without question, literally any words that came out of her mouth as absolute, incontrovertible fact, sources confirmed. “I could say that On the Road was an overt metaphor for the Vietnam War and they would jot it down in their notebooks without any hesitation whatsoever,” said Mabrey, adding that, come midterms, her students will, as if on cue, mindlessly regurgitate whatever she tells them, whether it’s that the character of Dean Moriarty is supposed to be a figment of Sal Paradise’s imagination, or that the entire novel is meant to be read backwards. “I could, honest to God, ask them to tear their copies of the novel in half because that’s what Kerouac ‘intended the reader to do,’ and they would do it. I mean, what are they going to do? Disagree with me?” Professor Mabrey told reporters she has no plans to abuse her newly discovered power, though she would admittedly reconsider this position if denied tenure.
theonion.com
February 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I can’t stop laughing thinking about getting horrible news on this phone
February 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!

11/20

#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
February 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Tesla paid $0 in federal income tax last year.

2022: $0
2021: $0
2020: $0
2019: $0
2018: $0

Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.
February 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!

10/20

#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
February 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Waiting for Guffman is an incredible movie and should be mandatory watch in high school to dissuade kids from going into theater.
I KNOW some of you are horrible theater kids like myself, and I KNOW you will be interested in the news that Warners has put the entirety of Waiting for Guffman on YouTube with no ads.
Waiting for Guffman | Full Movie | Warner Bros. Entertainment
YouTube video by Warner Bros. Entertainment
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February 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!

9/20

#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
February 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM