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What sticks out to me is how absolutely unafraid of prosecution this psychopath is. Part of it is narcissistic personality disorder, but it's mostly the perceived weakness of Democrats. Should they retake power, no one expects Democrats to hold anyone accountable.
December 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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MARK YOUR CALENDARS, IT’S QUARTERFINALS TIME ⏰

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November 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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i am so very sorry but marta can never retire, 95th minute in a playoff quarterfinal clinging to a 1 goal lead and she uses every ounce of energy she had left to sprint damn near the whole pitch and win a late penalty, then gives the spot kick to luana. i'm over here just being a puddle of emotions.
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Thanks, Chat 💜
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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ICYMI: Luana shares the impact of scoring such a meaningful goal
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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SEMIFINAL BOUND ✅
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
SEMIFINALS BITCH LETS GOOOOOOO

@orlpride.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
LUANA!!!!! JESUS CHRIST I LOVE THIS TEAM!!!!!

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

@orlpride.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
MAAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAA

OH MY GOD

MAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAA

@orlpride.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
At this point, I owe Moorehouse a kidney or three @orlpride.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
FIVE ADDITIONAL MINUTES @orlpride.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
God that was gonna be beautiful Charley. Keep giving them heart attacks goddamn it @orlpride.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
HOW was that not a foul on Marta??
November 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Marta's no look pass helps set Haley McCutcheon up! Watch this precise finish from close in!

Orlando leads the NWSL Quarterfinal against Seattle on Amazon Prime 👀
November 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Two legends of the game 🐐
November 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I lost ten years off that free kick @orlpride.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
LETS FUCKING GO!!!! God this game is stressful @orlpride.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
WE FUCKING DID IT I FUCKING LOVE NEW YORKERS!!!!!!

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November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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I hope Democrats unveil their new “TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE” policy tomorrow. America is ready.
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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#NoKings Miami!
October 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I want to be a bitch when I grow up
September 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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The Libby app is one of the miracles of modern tech tbh
September 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Yes, let’s listen to a Kennedy about autism cures. It all worked out great for his aunt, Rosemary.
September 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM