mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social
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This … made my day? Bravo.
i have at least two questions
December 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This cuts to the heart of it. Trump trashed the export economy for US agribusiness. This isn’t making farmers rich and it sure as hell ain’t making them whole.
There are approximately 500K Soybean farmers. They are the ones getting the $12B. That comes out to $24K per farm if divided equally.

Soybeans cost between $600 and $900 per acre to grow. Only the tiniest farms would even cover costs.

And there are VERY few soybean farms that tiny, if any.
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
if he is cutting checks - he is scared and he knows he fucked up and can’t bullshit out of it. Tried the “i don’t know/it wasn’t me” - didnt work. now he guts the check and hopes they shut up.
Trump: "I just helped our farmers out because they're starting to do really well ... right out of the tariff money. It cost us nothing."
December 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This whole “dress up” to fly schtick feels like a thinly veiled message that ”if you’re poor - don’t fly.” just gross
it’s pretty funny that Duffy is simultaneously

1. scolding passengers for not wearing fancy clothes while flying

2. supporting airport gyms so passengers can be sweaty and gross while flying

both of these proposals are idiotic but the direct contradiction is next level
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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July 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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I agree. Why move everyone from Washington D.C. because “it costs too much” (at 33% locality) and then bump up a hub in Fort Collins CO (30% locality)…

Go home, Brooke, no one wants you here.
@oversightdemocrats.house.gov & I called for an investigation into the Trump administration’s forced relocation of USDA. Secretary Rollins owes Americans answers: Why should thousands of employees be displaced and will the USDA’s capacity to serve farmers be weakened? I’ll keep pushing for answers.
August 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Looks like we are at the “fake news”/“hoax” phase of accepting the problem. Wake me up when he is begging you to love him with a check.
Trump: "The word 'affordability' is a Democrat scam"
December 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Trump: "The word 'affordability' is a Democrat scam"
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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POTUS has nothing on his public schedule today until phoning it in to a couple of tele-rallies in NJ & VA. At 7pm. Recovering from a long 3 day weekend in Palm Beach while 42M Americans go to work & school without SNAP benefits. USA is being destroyed by a lazy, spoiled predator.
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I cannot believe this is a serious headline. “Safety, Schmafty, Don’t Be a Pussy” says WaPo editorial. We should all be fortunate enough to be volunteer crash test dummies so tech investors can really innovate.
October 23, 2025 at 11:44 AM
We fire FEMA staff so Barbi and Ken can get matching gulf-streams. Cool, cool, cool.
October 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Grotesque corruption.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/u...
Coast Guard Buys Two Private Jets for Noem, Costing $172 Million
www.nytimes.com
October 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Shits getting dicey in DC

I was just mobbed by a gang of furloughed workers asking if I had any datasets that needed analysis or if I had any spare compliance reports they could review
October 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM