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Fuck they're gonna shoot him down aren't they

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December 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
T minus 3 hours to Die Hard
December 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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He isn't "losing" this money. This is called "paying tax like a responsible citizen and not hiding your money offshore" and we need to start recognising and applauding it.
December 24, 2025 at 8:10 AM
And Benitez kisses the ball like it's his baby.
December 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Our last three goals were actually not scored by Arsenal players. Wild.
December 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We should legit have 3 goals.
December 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Fear our HORSESHOE OF DOOM!

#ARSCRY
December 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Dunno what is going on with this Arsenal match but these weird patterns on everything are gonna give me a seizure.
December 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It's the Government Publishing Office Police's time to shine!

This is a sarcastic post about how Congress has little to no access to enforcement except through the executive. Any enforcement will require individuals to do the right thing instead of the safe thing.
December 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Pure genius. Companies should be begging to participate in this. And the music could be "Katamari, but" for each level too
Hear me out: a Katamari game where the levels are based on other video games. You could roll up nurses in Silent Hill, demolish a frontier town in Red Dead Redemption, make a ball of Baldur’s Gate etc
December 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Now THAT was a well-deserved goal. Welcome back, Jesus.

It's almost like attacking football stops other teams from scoring and leads to goals.
December 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It's funny, because as soon as Gyokeres came off there was zero forward pressure from Arsenal.
December 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAH
December 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Look. We don't deserve that goal.

BUT I'LL TAKE IT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Imagine we don't beat Wolves. Just imagine that.
December 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
And yet, the word "impeachment" appears nowhere but the title.
The American people are begging their leaders to have the courage to stand up right now. When a president calls for executing elected officials, we must all speak out to defend our country and our freedoms. Read my full statement here:
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
@mattcolville.bsky.social grats on funding in like a day, can't wait to see what y'all come up with!
December 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
So let me get this straight - FIFA created a peace prize so they could award it to Donnie as part of a bribe? Fucking pathetic
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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This is absolutely the type of hard hitting reporting I want to see in my local news. Dive deep. Tell us everything.
Walter de Staplecat, Simpkin IV, Teabag, Balthasar and Benny D Cat take the stage as we meet the college cats of Oxford. And, of course, Magdalen’s Ozymandias. Read on for our photo special. (Includes a cat map.) oxfordclarion.uk/college-cats...
College cats of Oxford
Once upon a time, we featured an image of Magdalen's kitten, Ozymandias, in our newsletter. We figured it might be a gentle contrast to our regular diet of planning and local politics. The grey ball ...
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November 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Ms. Brown speaking the truth 🔥
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
A much, MUCH cleaner, more composed 2nd half from Arsenal
November 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Now THAT was gorgeous from Arsenal!
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
People say all sorts of stuff about Gyokeres, but BOY does Arsenal's attack look muted without him.
November 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This is an ugly game and Arsenal are definitely not looking their best.
November 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
September 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM