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Banter, laughter and a bit of Mcfc.
Voltaire
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
Need a bolthole somewhere to just think and relax on me own for a few days. Any thoughts anyone? Really quiet.
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This Friday thingy never ends!!
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 6:09 AM
The boy done good!
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Why? Good player but....??
Antoine Semenyo - linked with #ManCity interest - has a £60M plus a further £5M in add-ons release clause becoming active in January.

[Lyall Thomas, Sky Sports]
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I have to say the football international breaks are depressing. Would rather they play international games midweek and keep the weekends for domestic football. Such a drag.
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Got a question on... bank switching, return rights, discounts & deals or anything else. Tomorrow 8pm its my @itvMLshow Xmas & Black Friday special, live in Manchester including the famous Festive Forecaster. To suggest questions email the team at martinlewis@itv.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Thank god. And I'm an atheist!
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Does anyone know a Robert Price about 46 years of age. Probably living in the UK but not known. Can people please forward wide and far to everyone. He was born in Tamworth, England. Need to find him. Please help.
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Spoons for Christmas. And they call me Scrooge 😁
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
They drowned them too.
November 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
We will not have this peadophile as king like the other side of the pond. Remove his succession or he remains 'Prince' in all but name.
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I don't as in the 2000 year old San Gerrano catacombs earlier. This is a translated (Latin/Greek) quote that sums up where our cousins in America are right now. Fight for democracy.
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I’ve heard from one of my sisters in #Jamaica (St. Ann’s Bay). No water or electricity & they lost the solar panel off the roof, but they are safe. Still waiting to hear from my youngest sister in Gayle. Anyone have news from St. Mary’s parish? #EyeOnMelissa
October 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I must be in the crowd shot somewhere. Have never forgotten that day and that goal. 👍
This week in 1989:

Manchester City are losing at Chelsea in injury time…

… then Clive Allen uncorks this proper ripsnorter on his right foot.

Great hit. Great kit. And great limbs in the away end too.
October 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
As long it is not business capital as we already have low levels of investment in our industries.
Victoria Derbyshire, "You want to spend a lot of public services and welfare, is the wealth tax a panacea?

Zack Polanski, "I don't present it as a panacea. It's not close to a panacea, it's just the start of the things we need to do"

"We need to bring Capital Gains Tax in line with Income Tax"
October 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I can write a recipe for a cake without using the word 'cake'
Fun fact:

The word “Democracy” isn’t in the Constitution. Not once. The founders didn’t forget it — they rejected it. They built a republic with guardrails, not a popularity contest. Read the blueprint, not the bumper sticker.
October 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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EV alert.
Yesterday, after a software upgrade, our ID3 did a random emergency stop while going along a straight road at speed. Luckily no-one behind. Anyone else noticed gremlins after latest upgrade? TY
October 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Send in the military!
The war zone in Portland is out of control.
October 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
It's proper back!
October 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I am once again begging you to boycott Tesla
October 14, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Humanity is not about love or hate.
I rescued my neighbour last winter, she possibly could have died from exposure. Cannot stand her, really regret it now.
October 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Stick that up tacos backside and smoke it. Preserving real democracy is the most important thing any of us can do.
October 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM