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Banter, laughter and a bit of Mcfc.
Voltaire
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
Voltaire
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
I wouldn't have taken Haaland. Otherwise nice to see Marmoush back. He'll feel the cold after Morocco though!
January 19, 2026 at 10:57 AM
I wouldn't have taken Haaland. Otherwise nice to see Marmoush back. He'll feel the cold after Morocco though!
What. The. Actual. Fuck. ???
January 18, 2026 at 5:07 PM
What. The. Actual. Fuck. ???
I tried to microwave me pants in the washing machine..... 😕
I put the cheese in the sink.
I think I need to see a professional.
I think I need to see a professional.
January 15, 2026 at 11:34 AM
I tried to microwave me pants in the washing machine..... 😕
They vote for Trump.
Sea anemones and jellyfish don’t have brains, but the way their neurons behave during sleep shows some surprising similarities to humans
Scientists Catch Jellyfish and Sea Anemones Behaving in Surprisingly Human Ways
Sea anemones and jellyfish don’t have brains, but the way their neurons behave during sleep shows some surprising similarities to humans
www.scientificamerican.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:25 AM
They vote for Trump.
Dictator led communist Russia to help dictator led capitalist US. Are they just replacing the axis of evil from WWII? If that statement had been made 12 months ago no one would have believed you. Peace, safety and consistency can not be left in the hands of dumb American voters.
Russia offers to help the U.S. Military sink NATO ships
If this doesn’t convince Repubs something is terribly wrong, nothing will
If this doesn’t convince Repubs something is terribly wrong, nothing will
January 14, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Dictator led communist Russia to help dictator led capitalist US. Are they just replacing the axis of evil from WWII? If that statement had been made 12 months ago no one would have believed you. Peace, safety and consistency can not be left in the hands of dumb American voters.
Moved cos he knows conservatives are gone for many years. Wants to get his nose back in the trough, it's what he loves.
Nadim Zahawi arrived in the UK from Iraq as a child refugee. His family claimed asylum once they were here. Today he has joined Reform who will stop all in country asylum applications. Under his new party, his own family fleeing persecution would be immediately deported.
January 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Moved cos he knows conservatives are gone for many years. Wants to get his nose back in the trough, it's what he loves.
Who decides who is good or bad or what good or bad means. QED: it's not the president based on the US constitution.
January 12, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Who decides who is good or bad or what good or bad means. QED: it's not the president based on the US constitution.
Legend in the bubble of the gooners.
A massive loss for Arsenal - the end of an era.
When you consider everything he's had to contend with in the last 8 years - departures at every level of the club, a pandemic, Brexit-rule changes - he's brought incredible stability to the Academy.
Big f*cking shoes to fill. Proper send-off needed.
When you consider everything he's had to contend with in the last 8 years - departures at every level of the club, a pandemic, Brexit-rule changes - he's brought incredible stability to the Academy.
Big f*cking shoes to fill. Proper send-off needed.
January 12, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Legend in the bubble of the gooners.
Sadly true.
BREAKING: The people who did this to Gaza are deeply concerned that Iran might have broken international humanitarian law
January 12, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Sadly true.
Absolutely brilliant. Telling them they're the immigrants not us. How can a nation built by immigrants be so anti-immigrant. Make it make sense?
Looks like ICE is now cracking down on … Native Americans.
This letter was just posted by the chairman of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe in North/South Dakota:
“Our Nation is a sovereign government and our members are not immigrants. We are not subject to immigration enforcement on our own lands.”
This letter was just posted by the chairman of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe in North/South Dakota:
“Our Nation is a sovereign government and our members are not immigrants. We are not subject to immigration enforcement on our own lands.”
January 10, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Absolutely brilliant. Telling them they're the immigrants not us. How can a nation built by immigrants be so anti-immigrant. Make it make sense?
If you pull the arm back it'll play over and over.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 10, 2026 at 5:07 AM
If you pull the arm back it'll play over and over.
What's the latest on the north stand extension?
January 8, 2026 at 1:33 PM
What's the latest on the north stand extension?
After the billions spent on AI, Bezos sends me a daily notification that they've found what I need to buy next. I get it everyday. For some reason they think I want a batman t-shirt. They couldn't be more wrong, I'm not a fan and wouldn't be seen dead in one. Money well spent then! Crap!
January 7, 2026 at 10:26 AM
After the billions spent on AI, Bezos sends me a daily notification that they've found what I need to buy next. I get it everyday. For some reason they think I want a batman t-shirt. They couldn't be more wrong, I'm not a fan and wouldn't be seen dead in one. Money well spent then! Crap!
Do we now live in some other alternative reality?
January 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Do we now live in some other alternative reality?
So now the erratic state is bombing countries in South America. If you're a US citizen hang your head in shame. You're a complete disgrace. The 'empire' is over.
January 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
So now the erratic state is bombing countries in South America. If you're a US citizen hang your head in shame. You're a complete disgrace. The 'empire' is over.
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Anyone know of any jobs in East Manchester/Oldham/Tameside area?
want to move back home. Fed up with living with Southerners. Right bunch of melts
want to move back home. Fed up with living with Southerners. Right bunch of melts
December 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Anyone know of any jobs in East Manchester/Oldham/Tameside area?
want to move back home. Fed up with living with Southerners. Right bunch of melts
want to move back home. Fed up with living with Southerners. Right bunch of melts
Remain to be convinced tbh
December 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Remain to be convinced tbh
I wouldn't take my kids there!
A summer in 🇺🇸? Your kids and teens training the Man City way? 🤩
Details on our USA summer camps are here 👉 usacamps.mancity.com
Details on our USA summer camps are here 👉 usacamps.mancity.com
December 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I wouldn't take my kids there!
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Sean Dyche in his post match presser. Mans on glue.
December 29, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Sean Dyche in his post match presser. Mans on glue.
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“I think as Manchester United, we belong in Europe. We want to get back there next season so we can even push for top four, possibly win the league, anything’s possible. We want to keep trying.” Ayden Heaven saying United could win the league this season.
December 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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