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Anora sweeping the Oscar’s was unexpected but well deserved
March 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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el*n m*sk’s tweets be like “real eyes 👀 realize 🧠 real lies🤫”
February 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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start telling a knock knock joke to bluesky users and they go, one sec someone's at the door
February 9, 2025 at 11:33 AM
where is the drama in this new #LoveIsBlind season? Last season Ramses ended things bc she was too much and she had a break down on tv! Clay thought cheating was genetic! Paul dumped Micah for being bitchy/not motherly! I want drama!
February 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
did Quentin Tarantino shoot the new season of #loveisblind? there are too many damn foot shots
February 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
being a halsey fan for a decade makes feel better for my vip purchase :)
February 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
very excited that I’m about check seeing 5 concerts this year off my 2025 bingo card:)
February 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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The geniuses at the Democratic Party settling on “maybe we were too woke” rather than “a cabal of billionaire pedophile Nazis are stealing your money and taking a sledgehammer to your future” is astonishing. Just one of those things
February 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
literally making friends as an adult is so damn hard
February 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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i hope it’s clear that big tech is not an ally. it only was as much as it was profitable. textboon rainbow capitalism, and now when they saw the writing on the wall, they flopped back into fascisms arms
Google Calendar has removed key cultural events from their site including:

• Pride Month
• Black History Month
• Holocaust Remembrance Day
• Jewish Heritage
• Hispanic Heritage
• Indigenous People Month
February 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
im sick of seeing liberals who only come out to talk about politics when trump is in power. Miss me with that #resistance shit bc yall don’t fucking organize & just idolize politicians who have no backbone & don’t fight back against this administration. If I see one more blue heart im gonna kms
February 8, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
do I even consider going to grad school now that the doe is on borrowed time?
February 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Democrats are waiting until they can get back in power and then pass a law saying "you must obey the law"
February 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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February 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
once this app has a bookmark feature it may finally surpass twitter’s corpse
January 31, 2025 at 4:26 AM
praying to the Ticketmaster gods for hozier tickets in 2025
January 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
literally fear of paying for their crimes against humanity in hell is the only thing keeping them alive. only reason kissinger lived as long as he did
January 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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some of yall are giving Kelly Osbourne when you try to defend immigrants 😭 i’m gonna need you to realize your worth as a human is not tied to your productivity or “contribution to the workforce”
January 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
hopefully Twitter dies soon so more people can migrate here and my feed can look more curated
January 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Artist Profile: Bad Bunny
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January 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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‘Challengers’ snubbed with 0 nominations at the #Oscars.
January 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Chicago Police have said they won't assist in Donald Trump's ICE mass deportation raids.

Know your rights and make a plan.

Pass it on to folks you know in Illinois.
January 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM