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Killian Murray
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Science teacher, gamer, comics reader, Letterboxd fiend.
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A British woman has just given birth. She looks at her newborn and says "'e's a Gingih" We see the baby and the it has a knob of ginger for it's head. The woman says "joost like his da'" one of the OB/GYNs looks worried and asks "where is CLive, by the way?" The doctors find him in a darkened room, having taking his own life by grating his head. One doc exclaims "Bloody 'ell! 'E's grated 'imself." The other says "'e couldn't 'andle the pressih of fathuhhood, the knob."
November 26, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
here’s a comic about time travel
November 24, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
John Henry: I, John Henry, can beat any machine Robot: you, me, smash bros *J.H. and robot playing smash bros* Robot, thinking: sweet fuck this guy's good
November 21, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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nathenamin.bsky.social
Someone needs to do a Google Maps, but for the past. For example, typing in "London to York" but you can select a period e.g. 1450s, and it would give you the likeliest route. That'd be great.
November 20, 2024 at 11:16 AM
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November 20, 2024 at 11:13 AM
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NASA: Potential Link Between Extraterrestrials, Giant Metal Claw Picking Up Earth
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NASA: Potential Link Between Extraterrestrials, Giant Metal Claw Picking Up Earth -The Onion
November 20, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A depressed man says "well there goes the last of the dopamine." He sits on the coutch and says "maybe if I watch all my favourite TV shows again I can get it back." Months pass. His beard grow steadily. After finishing, he now has a ZZ Top beard. "It didn't work," he says.
November 20, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
GUY 1: OK HERE I GO. HERE COMES THE PEE. I CAN DO THIS GUY 1: OH GOD IT'S NOT COMING OUT... THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS PEEING SO CONFIDENTLY... GUY 2: FELLA... WHERE'S YOUR PISS? WHAT'S WRONG? I CAN'T HEAR YOUR PISS GUY 2: HEY WAIT A MINUTE THERE'S NO PEE! THIS GUY'S JUST HOLDING HIS WEENER!
November 19, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
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Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In -The Onion
November 19, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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peterwmurphy1.bsky.social
The cartoons keep coming. 😁
#Twitter #X #BlueSky #BlueSkySocial
Cartoon depicts a person having a drink in a bar, on a date with BlueSky as the X logo walks in. The person explains "My old relationship was so toxic and oh no! My X just walked into the bar!"
November 17, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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alectodraw.bsky.social
A day in the life of Prometheus
November 18, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
November 17, 2024 at 4:44 PM