mary beth
@murbeft.bsky.social
sometimes when i freestyle i lose confidence
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about to get real neurodivergent with it
December 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
about to get real neurodivergent with it
i love the idea that in 8 weeks im going to get another tattoo and its gonna be just a chair.
(also in 8 weeks ill be done with improv classes and i want people to come to my shows)
(also in 8 weeks ill be done with improv classes and i want people to come to my shows)
December 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
i love the idea that in 8 weeks im going to get another tattoo and its gonna be just a chair.
(also in 8 weeks ill be done with improv classes and i want people to come to my shows)
(also in 8 weeks ill be done with improv classes and i want people to come to my shows)
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big challenges fans are in luck, I just restocked my boy!
December 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
big challenges fans are in luck, I just restocked my boy!
avoided a full family debate by not bringing up the prospect of a vacation until everyone was good and liquored up so we all agreed to just go back to the caribbean
December 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
avoided a full family debate by not bringing up the prospect of a vacation until everyone was good and liquored up so we all agreed to just go back to the caribbean
i think 2026 is gonna be my jazz year.
December 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
i think 2026 is gonna be my jazz year.
after three weeks busting my ass out of town for work, i cannot express how excited i am to take an edible and sleep in my own fucking bed tonight
December 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
after three weeks busting my ass out of town for work, i cannot express how excited i am to take an edible and sleep in my own fucking bed tonight
ibuprofen isnt enough i need to chop my legs off
(also who is out here ordering dozens of inflatable hot tubs that my ass then has to load into a truck?)
(also who is out here ordering dozens of inflatable hot tubs that my ass then has to load into a truck?)
December 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
ibuprofen isnt enough i need to chop my legs off
(also who is out here ordering dozens of inflatable hot tubs that my ass then has to load into a truck?)
(also who is out here ordering dozens of inflatable hot tubs that my ass then has to load into a truck?)
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It’s that time of year again!
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
It’s that time of year again!
unintentionally did a split down the stairs this morning
legs weren’t meant to bend that way
legs weren’t meant to bend that way
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
unintentionally did a split down the stairs this morning
legs weren’t meant to bend that way
legs weren’t meant to bend that way
did too much karaoke last night and now i have none voice.
improv is going to be fun today.
improv is going to be fun today.
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
did too much karaoke last night and now i have none voice.
improv is going to be fun today.
improv is going to be fun today.
the only thing im going to care about for the forseeable future is the dw3 remaster.
September 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
the only thing im going to care about for the forseeable future is the dw3 remaster.
shoutout to the bojangle's we went to last night that had an ai taking our drive thru order, only for us to get told at the window that they had no chicken. and they're a chicken place. we're still clowning on you in the work chat.
September 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
shoutout to the bojangle's we went to last night that had an ai taking our drive thru order, only for us to get told at the window that they had no chicken. and they're a chicken place. we're still clowning on you in the work chat.
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I think something that could unite us all is building a new SS Edmund Fitzgerald
September 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I think something that could unite us all is building a new SS Edmund Fitzgerald
sometimes you come up with wild ideas when under time constraints, like blow drying your hair while also on the toilet
August 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
sometimes you come up with wild ideas when under time constraints, like blow drying your hair while also on the toilet
"gundam wing 30th anniversary"
oof. owf. my bones.
oof. owf. my bones.
July 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
"gundam wing 30th anniversary"
oof. owf. my bones.
oof. owf. my bones.
while i did enjoy ff: first steps, it sucks im gonna have to wait until doomsday to say that i called it when rdj was announced as doom.
July 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
while i did enjoy ff: first steps, it sucks im gonna have to wait until doomsday to say that i called it when rdj was announced as doom.
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converting to beach mode
June 29, 2025 at 10:05 AM
converting to beach mode
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also holy shit i wish i could make my out of office for work just a link to the potc scene of “you spent three days on a beach…drinking rum?”
but its me instead of jack sparrow and its seven days.
but its me instead of jack sparrow and its seven days.
June 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
also holy shit i wish i could make my out of office for work just a link to the potc scene of “you spent three days on a beach…drinking rum?”
but its me instead of jack sparrow and its seven days.
but its me instead of jack sparrow and its seven days.
getting a revival of the fucking doctor of thuganomics was not on my bingo card but i guess its also “punkanomics” now
June 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
getting a revival of the fucking doctor of thuganomics was not on my bingo card but i guess its also “punkanomics” now
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We were 3 seconds away... alas
June 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
We were 3 seconds away... alas
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a foot drawn by Rob Liefeld has endorsed Cuomo
June 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
a foot drawn by Rob Liefeld has endorsed Cuomo