also i have some of the gnarliest bruises on my legs

see also: the dude spear training his hands in that home depot bucket of beans so hard his finger tips sound like wood when he taps them together

ive had a variant of it back when i lived in Pittsburgh, only because they’re so dangerously close to the foothills of appalachia

i do remember making a few different flavors with hersheys chocolate and strawberry syrup

oh my fuck