Goblert
@muralgoblin.bsky.social
I’m not a captain I just crunch a lot
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Goblert
@muralgoblin.bsky.social
· Oct 7
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I didn’t need a new bill Clinton fact tonight guys
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I didn’t need a new bill Clinton fact tonight guys
Body positivity includes owning your farts
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Body positivity includes owning your farts
Tech support guy won’t stop sniffling during this entire call to fix an obscure problem no one can seem to fix kill me
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Tech support guy won’t stop sniffling during this entire call to fix an obscure problem no one can seem to fix kill me
LinkedIn: The everything app
November 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
LinkedIn: The everything app
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Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Right about now, the honk shoo brother
Dick Cheney dying like a literal canary in a coal mine
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Dick Cheney dying like a literal canary in a coal mine
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
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Well I think it’s poetic that Zohran will get elected the day after Dick Cheney dies
November 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Well I think it’s poetic that Zohran will get elected the day after Dick Cheney dies
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switching the clocks sucks and confuses me and i hate it. i don't care if we pick daylight savings time or the other one but i want us to just pick one and stick with it so i can stop googling shit like "what time is 6am tomorrow" and "is 6 the new 7"
November 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
switching the clocks sucks and confuses me and i hate it. i don't care if we pick daylight savings time or the other one but i want us to just pick one and stick with it so i can stop googling shit like "what time is 6am tomorrow" and "is 6 the new 7"
Our president cares more about a good poop than anything else
October 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Our president cares more about a good poop than anything else
Music is cool because it can be used to express unspeakable emotions and also to make a theme song for a skeleton
October 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Music is cool because it can be used to express unspeakable emotions and also to make a theme song for a skeleton
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Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Head to a protest today. I can almost promise you will feel less hopeless. That's exactly what they don't want. There are more of us than there are of them.
October 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Head to a protest today. I can almost promise you will feel less hopeless. That's exactly what they don't want. There are more of us than there are of them.
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it is my pleasure to report they are indeed mad as fuck on the other site over being blocked and ignored. keep up the excellent work everyone
October 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
it is my pleasure to report they are indeed mad as fuck on the other site over being blocked and ignored. keep up the excellent work everyone
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the US government has arrived on bluesky
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
the US government has arrived on bluesky
Hey @pftompkins.bsky.social can you get @dropout.tv to buy Bajillion Dollar Properties so I finally can rewatch it
October 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Hey @pftompkins.bsky.social can you get @dropout.tv to buy Bajillion Dollar Properties so I finally can rewatch it
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It must rock to be rich and fucking stupid
October 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
It must rock to be rich and fucking stupid
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Me: Time to upload that important thing
Computer: SHUTTING DOWN UPDATING 0% PROGRESS
Computer: SHUTTING DOWN UPDATING 0% PROGRESS
October 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Me: Time to upload that important thing
Computer: SHUTTING DOWN UPDATING 0% PROGRESS
Computer: SHUTTING DOWN UPDATING 0% PROGRESS
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the city of los angeles burned in january in part because of a man who couldn’t stop generating images of burning cities on ChatGPT, and then after he lit the fire he asked if the fire he started was his fault
October 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
the city of los angeles burned in january in part because of a man who couldn’t stop generating images of burning cities on ChatGPT, and then after he lit the fire he asked if the fire he started was his fault
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If you’re going to destroy the environment with ChatGPT; can you stop asking questions that experts have already written books about, and ask about unanswered mysteries like “why is there still shit on this toilet paper after I wiped my ass fifty times”.
October 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If you’re going to destroy the environment with ChatGPT; can you stop asking questions that experts have already written books about, and ask about unanswered mysteries like “why is there still shit on this toilet paper after I wiped my ass fifty times”.