no you cannot have free feet pics.
@multifootedfish.bsky.social
🐠🦵🦵🦵🦵🦵🦵🦵🦵 my sock bill is outrageous
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I like books and the pop-country band Michael Romance and my car (refer to image). and lamps. don’t forget lamps.
⚠️ CAUTION: i !! am !!!!! shitposting !!!!!!!! probably. maybe.
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I like books and the pop-country band Michael Romance and my car (refer to image). and lamps. don’t forget lamps.
⚠️ CAUTION: i !! am !!!!! shitposting !!!!!!!! probably. maybe.
Pinned
Yawn. Now. Do it. You are so sleepy and you want to yawn so badly.
Ever since I found out spotify artists can see playlist names, I’ve had one called “no lyrics :(“ that I frequently add to. What good are YOU doing on this planet?
October 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Ever since I found out spotify artists can see playlist names, I’ve had one called “no lyrics :(“ that I frequently add to. What good are YOU doing on this planet?
Imagine how fuckin crazy earth would be to an alien from a low gravity home. “what do you MEAN you’re just stuck there all the time???? You can’t stay up? Not even a little bit???????”
September 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Imagine how fuckin crazy earth would be to an alien from a low gravity home. “what do you MEAN you’re just stuck there all the time???? You can’t stay up? Not even a little bit???????”
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someone said of Wikipedia: “it is a thing that does not work in theory but turned out to work in practice”
September 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
someone said of Wikipedia: “it is a thing that does not work in theory but turned out to work in practice”
Day 31 since the mcr concert 😔 Happy one month, my love. I miss you more every day …………..
September 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Day 31 since the mcr concert 😔 Happy one month, my love. I miss you more every day …………..
Oh, how I wish I could forget that swallowing exists. Consciousness is but a curse and a terrible burden. Why must we all suffer the affliction that is thought?
June 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Oh, how I wish I could forget that swallowing exists. Consciousness is but a curse and a terrible burden. Why must we all suffer the affliction that is thought?
I fucking hate the new youtube update
June 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I fucking hate the new youtube update
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Socialists would rather munch than go to therapy
May 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Socialists would rather munch than go to therapy
ARE CENTS SHORT FOR PERCENT????????? WHAT. DID EVERYONE KNOW THIS EXCEPT FOR ME
April 30, 2025 at 11:13 AM
ARE CENTS SHORT FOR PERCENT????????? WHAT. DID EVERYONE KNOW THIS EXCEPT FOR ME
Every (sane) cat complaint just boils down to yall having mean cats
April 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Every (sane) cat complaint just boils down to yall having mean cats
Fuck trans people (seductive)
March 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Fuck trans people (seductive)
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getting sent to anger management classes because i beat therapy
February 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
getting sent to anger management classes because i beat therapy
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STOP reading books and START drinking paint
February 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
STOP reading books and START drinking paint
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i download every single chinese app i can and keep them updated so their government can properly steal my data to plan the United States downfall with ease
February 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i download every single chinese app i can and keep them updated so their government can properly steal my data to plan the United States downfall with ease
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i still support orcas killing people
February 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
i still support orcas killing people
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Every interaction I’ve ever had with Siri has been against my will
February 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Every interaction I’ve ever had with Siri has been against my will
I don’t get what’s so great about this bowl everyone’s going on about. I doubt it’s even that big
February 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I don’t get what’s so great about this bowl everyone’s going on about. I doubt it’s even that big
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I feel so deeply that the Super Bowl is none of my business
February 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I feel so deeply that the Super Bowl is none of my business
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society went wrong ever since people stopped buying those cat clocks where the tail is the pendulum and the eyes move back and forth
February 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
society went wrong ever since people stopped buying those cat clocks where the tail is the pendulum and the eyes move back and forth
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Leftists would rather log off than go to therapy
February 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Leftists would rather log off than go to therapy
It really sucks how people (me) have decided text-singing is cringey because the urge is quite strong at times
February 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It really sucks how people (me) have decided text-singing is cringey because the urge is quite strong at times
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Privilege is being able to look away.
February 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Privilege is being able to look away.
Fascinating how there’s watery fruit, enclosed fruit, bisexual fruit (strawberries, apples, etc.) and then bananas in their own little corner all by themselves. Why are they so exclusive? Are they aroace or introverts or both? Maybe we’ll never know.
February 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Fascinating how there’s watery fruit, enclosed fruit, bisexual fruit (strawberries, apples, etc.) and then bananas in their own little corner all by themselves. Why are they so exclusive? Are they aroace or introverts or both? Maybe we’ll never know.
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Okay I looked it up. “bruh” is a bigoted slur against evangelical folks.
February 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Okay I looked it up. “bruh” is a bigoted slur against evangelical folks.
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I think a fundamental issue with political framing in the U.S. is that it’s still being treated as two teams playing a game with respect to its rules when actually criminals are in the process of looting and destroying the country
January 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I think a fundamental issue with political framing in the U.S. is that it’s still being treated as two teams playing a game with respect to its rules when actually criminals are in the process of looting and destroying the country
I am utterly delighted. They should keep daylight on all year long
I have signed an executive order to slightly increase total daylight every successive day until June of this year! Our many months of darkness will soon be over! Enjoy!
January 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I am utterly delighted. They should keep daylight on all year long