Yeah, 'Rhea Seahorn' would be a nice 'native american' "weirdly-descriptive last name" name

Her best buddy would be Treg Mistrider or Holden Thunderblood

MUH FINGER KEEPS SLIPPIN

this is what kim was up to while jimmy was out dispensing chicago sunroofs and tokyo sandblasters

60 year-old Ewan Macgregor as Obi-Wan stepping onto Padme’s J-type Nubian starship (which Luke just accidentally found on Tatooine) for the first time in decades:

“Lightsaber…we’re home.”

If the original trilogy worked the way the sequel trilogy did, then the 1977 movie would’ve just had the Republic fighting the Separatists again without explanation, with the climax being about Luke taking out an even bigger Droid Control Ship in a slightly more advanced N-1 Starfighter

Bond's more-or-less complete lack of coherent canon is the best thing about the character and I'm worried the Americans are going to America-brain it

"JAMES BOND" IS NOT A CODENAME. HE ALREADY HAS A CODENAME. IT IS 007. RESIST THE URGE TO CANONISE STUFF. CANONISATION IS THE MIND KILLER. CANONISATION IS AMERICAN