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Matt
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Human person 🇬🇧🇳🇴🇪🇺
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One more. 🇨🇦🍁
April 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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This will never ever stop being funny AF.
Happy Tuesday folks, have a good one x
April 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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April 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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February 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
January 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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"I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it"
January 21, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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The 2 places that claim the most Benefits in the UK are Buckingham Palace and Westminster.

They claim outrageous amounts for parties, discount booze, and billions on endless completely unnecessary refurbishments.

If you hate Benefits, start here.
January 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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What's the point of being rich if you can't afford to do the right thing.
January 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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January 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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This is gonna be fun…
January 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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January 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Tech bros know what every parent wants: children who sleep less
December 12, 2024 at 7:35 AM
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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The time when Elon Musk got told how it is.
December 3, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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December 1, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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Norway, Finland, Iceland, Denmark.
November 29, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
5 albums I loved in my teens:

Queen - Live Killers
Roger Waters - Amused to Death
The Black Crowes - Amorica
Led Zeppelin - Remasters
Nirvana - In Utero

#teenagekicks
November 19, 2024 at 6:21 AM
Hahaha. 14 motors (I assume that’s what they mean by engines) and 4 batteries!

It’s trigger’s broom 😂

supercarblondie.com/hansjorg-von...
Tesla Model S with 1+ million miles is as good as new
Tesla owner Hansjörg von Gemmingen-Hornberg came up with a 'technique' to keep his Tesla Model S in good shape after 1+ million miles, and it's clearly working
supercarblondie.com
November 17, 2024 at 8:47 AM