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jings crivens help ma boab
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[yelling over club noise] I said a giant sadness has come between us
July 9, 2023 at 11:17 PM
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one of the clearest signs you're dealing with a strong and principled political movement is when they want to make it illegal to make fun of them
September 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
super epic how higher ups at my job, with 20+ years experience, making hundreds of thousands of dollars, will ask me how to upload a file on sharepoint
September 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
is drew gooden kinda hot or am i just going through something
August 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
declan mckenna has tboy swag
August 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
cannot believe i was in elementary school in 2007 instead of at daft punk's Alive Tour (2006-2007)
April 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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sorry i didn’t text you back i needed 3-5 business days of alone time
April 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
oh lucy dacus we're really in it now
April 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
accidentally plucked a load bearing eyebrow hair and now im gonna be ugly for the next 10 days
April 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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i dont want "bipartisanship" i want people dead
April 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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we are maybe two weeks from jesse watters declaring that it’s gay for men to have sex with women
April 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
can't believe there are adults named dylan. that name maxes out at like 26
April 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
someone please do it already. third times the charm
March 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
going to the DMV feels like the picture day episode of spongebob
March 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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when i say i'm open to feedback i mean compliments
February 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
responding to people who write "bawling" as balling with "⛹️‍♀️" is so fucking funny every single time i'm sorry
February 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
the sequel promo for red white and royal blue 2 is getting out of hand
A Georgia congressman introduced a bill authorizing Trump to negotiate the purchase of Greenland, and rename it to "Red, White, and Blueland."

Denmark has consistently stated that Greenland is not for sale
Rep. Buddy Carter proposes renaming Greenland to 'Red, White, and Blueland'
www.fox5atlanta.com
February 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
rip (?) death grips. i will never forget how they were 2 hours late to the venue i worked at and how the pee-scented boys waiting at the doors were still so patient and kind. itgoesitgoesitgoesitgoes
February 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
do you guys think they're gonna execute drake at the beginning of the halftime show or at the end
February 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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if god was real mitch mcconnell would’ve died 3 falls ago 😒
February 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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if the president can say “i don’t like the department of energy,” and within a week it’s closed, then the constitution means nothing, and the president’s entire claim to power is the loyalty of the military. either he is constrained by the constitution or he’s a dictator, there isn’t a middle ground
February 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
anxiety is cool because my heartbeat is at 114 bpm while i'm just sitting on my couch doing nothing
February 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
no it's true there are only 2 genders. top lip kissers and bottom lip kissers
January 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM