Steve Crawford
@mrstevious.bsky.social
A good, solid B+ candidate. He/him
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ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT CHRISTMAS WRAITH. EVERYONE DEAD.
December 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT CHRISTMAS WRAITH. EVERYONE DEAD.
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🚨 The @scottishgreens.org have delivered a £2 bus fare cap for the Highlands and Islands!
Starting early next year, single fares will be capped at £2 for a year across Shetland, Orkney, Eilean Siar, Highland, Moray and most of Argyll & Bute!
Take the bus, save the planet 💪🌍
Starting early next year, single fares will be capped at £2 for a year across Shetland, Orkney, Eilean Siar, Highland, Moray and most of Argyll & Bute!
Take the bus, save the planet 💪🌍
December 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I've resurrected my Raspberry Pi and am controlling it with the command line from my mac and I have never felt so powerful in all my life. Pretty sure I could delete all of facebook with these mad hacker skills
December 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I've resurrected my Raspberry Pi and am controlling it with the command line from my mac and I have never felt so powerful in all my life. Pretty sure I could delete all of facebook with these mad hacker skills
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He's making a list
He's thinking of mice
He's indifferent to the efforts you make to be nice
Santa Clause is definitely
A cat
He's thinking of mice
He's indifferent to the efforts you make to be nice
Santa Clause is definitely
A cat
December 18, 2025 at 9:22 AM
He's making a list
He's thinking of mice
He's indifferent to the efforts you make to be nice
Santa Clause is definitely
A cat
He's thinking of mice
He's indifferent to the efforts you make to be nice
Santa Clause is definitely
A cat
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do your business
December 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
do your business
I’m really enjoying thinking of how half a fart would be written
"off the record, off the record!" I scream midway through a loud fart. it's too late. the journalist has heard—and can include—the first part of the flatulence in the interview
December 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I’m really enjoying thinking of how half a fart would be written
My kid knows to quit when he’s ahead.
December 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My kid knows to quit when he’s ahead.
Not saying I’m the best dad in the world but my 4yo just demanded I put Glasgow Mega Snake on his Yoto player so I’ve got to be in contention
December 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Not saying I’m the best dad in the world but my 4yo just demanded I put Glasgow Mega Snake on his Yoto player so I’ve got to be in contention
Gonna eat this before my next parkrun and absolutely fucken destroy everyone
December 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Gonna eat this before my next parkrun and absolutely fucken destroy everyone
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Stop being weird about toilets and stop telling people what to do.
December 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Stop being weird about toilets and stop telling people what to do.
Just been forced to go and listen to this on headphones and am reminded that it’s a WALTZ. So fucking great
youtu.be/Hpj2WC4ZSXw?...
youtu.be/Hpj2WC4ZSXw?...
December 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Just been forced to go and listen to this on headphones and am reminded that it’s a WALTZ. So fucking great
youtu.be/Hpj2WC4ZSXw?...
youtu.be/Hpj2WC4ZSXw?...
This is a good thread about speed limit enforcement but I think most of the arguments are basically this
Q: I like speeding!
A: I don’t care
A: I don’t care
December 14, 2025 at 9:53 AM
This is a good thread about speed limit enforcement but I think most of the arguments are basically this
This blog post is magnificent.
Big new blogpost!
My guide to data visualization, which includes a very long table of contents, tons of charts, and more.
--> Why data visualization matters and how to make charts more effective, clear, transparent, and sometimes, beautiful.
www.scientificdiscovery.dev/p/salonis-gu...
My guide to data visualization, which includes a very long table of contents, tons of charts, and more.
--> Why data visualization matters and how to make charts more effective, clear, transparent, and sometimes, beautiful.
www.scientificdiscovery.dev/p/salonis-gu...
December 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This blog post is magnificent.
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today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
Genuine benefit of being on such a conspicuous bike: neighbour saw me pushing home with a broken front wheel and came out to help in the pissing rain. Never even met the guy before but he says he enjoys watching me zoom past his house with the kids #cargobike
December 9, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Genuine benefit of being on such a conspicuous bike: neighbour saw me pushing home with a broken front wheel and came out to help in the pissing rain. Never even met the guy before but he says he enjoys watching me zoom past his house with the kids #cargobike
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i love biking on a designed bike route that travels along many elementary schools which has no bike infrastructure, no traffic calming measures, and no sidewalk protections.
it's barbaric that parents are forced to pray their children are safe from any number of drivers going 20+ mph over.
it's barbaric that parents are forced to pray their children are safe from any number of drivers going 20+ mph over.
December 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
i love biking on a designed bike route that travels along many elementary schools which has no bike infrastructure, no traffic calming measures, and no sidewalk protections.
it's barbaric that parents are forced to pray their children are safe from any number of drivers going 20+ mph over.
it's barbaric that parents are forced to pray their children are safe from any number of drivers going 20+ mph over.
I have a genuine phobia of mushrooms and get an existential ick when I see photos of them but for some reason I love lichen like this even though thy look similar 🤷♂️
Cute little light green pixie cup #lichen: Crowned Pixie-Cup. Appropriately named, note the obvious dentate (toothed cup edges) that resemble a crown. Usually < 1 inch tall. Habitat: duff, rotten wood. Fairly common in western Montana (McCune et al 2014).
December 8, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I have a genuine phobia of mushrooms and get an existential ick when I see photos of them but for some reason I love lichen like this even though thy look similar 🤷♂️
Genuinely the fist time I've seen US biscuits and immediately thought 'looks a bit like a scone'
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Genuinely the fist time I've seen US biscuits and immediately thought 'looks a bit like a scone'
This is a very good point. My sense is that from a narrative POV nailing Farage on his policy is a bit like busting an athlete for anomalies in their bio passport, but the school racism stuff feels more like he's failed a drug test for EPO.
It's revealing about taboos around racism that the visceral bullying racism of schoolboy Farage cuts through while the much more consequential thinly veiled racism of adult Farage doesn't. Many people need that veil and flinch when it's removed. You can advocate racist policies but not say the words
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 AM
This is a very good point. My sense is that from a narrative POV nailing Farage on his policy is a bit like busting an athlete for anomalies in their bio passport, but the school racism stuff feels more like he's failed a drug test for EPO.
Fuck you I ain’t no snitch
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Fuck you I ain’t no snitch
I’m buying a copy of this for myself. The kids can borrow it I guess
It's happening!! In June 2026, Squid Bits: That's a Nice Hat will be coming out! This book is a collection of some of the Squid Bits comics I've been working on since 2014 for The Phoenix and it's so exciting to finally see it in book form! There're some vintage SB strips in there too!
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I’m buying a copy of this for myself. The kids can borrow it I guess
One of my fave genres of post is when people are sports posting and just shouting the name of a player or team. I like it best when I don’t even know what sport they’re on about. Just raw sports emotions
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 AM
One of my fave genres of post is when people are sports posting and just shouting the name of a player or team. I like it best when I don’t even know what sport they’re on about. Just raw sports emotions
It has dawned on me that I can simply just not look at any of these end of year unwrapped things and my life will still be ok. Nothing in there will surprise me or anyone else.
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It has dawned on me that I can simply just not look at any of these end of year unwrapped things and my life will still be ok. Nothing in there will surprise me or anyone else.
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