Marissa
@mrssa.bsky.social
Wife, mom, eldest daughter. ☕️ I like cake, books, and things that sparkle.
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
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Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
October 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
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slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross
October 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross
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I don't really care if the future is short videos. I like words. Words have gotten me this far and I'm gonna stick with 'em for the duration
September 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I don't really care if the future is short videos. I like words. Words have gotten me this far and I'm gonna stick with 'em for the duration
Accidentally turned on sports radio in the car. It was funny hearing them declare that the Packers season is over.
My man, it is August. Calm down.
My man, it is August. Calm down.
August 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Accidentally turned on sports radio in the car. It was funny hearing them declare that the Packers season is over.
My man, it is August. Calm down.
My man, it is August. Calm down.
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'Vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
July 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
'Vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
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If you find yourself cheering on the drowning on small children, quick reminder: you are not the good guys anymore
July 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If you find yourself cheering on the drowning on small children, quick reminder: you are not the good guys anymore
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The em dash supposedly being a “tell” for AI generated text does sort of give away the game on the enormous amount of work stolen from journalists and news organizations that these things were trained on
For my first @salonnewsroom.bsky.social piece, I wrote about how freaks for the em dash (me, and possibly you) will not stand by and cede our precious punctuation to AI www.salon.com/2025/06/11/a...
AI can’t have my em dash
Gen Z and AI have pulled a divisive punctuation mark into the spotlight.
www.salon.com
June 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The em dash supposedly being a “tell” for AI generated text does sort of give away the game on the enormous amount of work stolen from journalists and news organizations that these things were trained on
This is how we should do all pie Thanksgiving.
once again asking for a buffet restaurant that only serves hand pie type foods from all over the world. big platters of empanadas and samosas and momos and pasties and sambusas and hot pockets and so on
June 2, 2025 at 11:33 AM
This is how we should do all pie Thanksgiving.
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Happy Pride Month, y'all!!
:waves support flag: This cishet mom wants you to know that she's proud of ALL of you.
I would also like to remind you to wear your sunscreen & take cold water to the parades. Do you have a hat? You should wear that. And sensible shoes.
:waves support flag: This cishet mom wants you to know that she's proud of ALL of you.
I would also like to remind you to wear your sunscreen & take cold water to the parades. Do you have a hat? You should wear that. And sensible shoes.
June 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Happy Pride Month, y'all!!
:waves support flag: This cishet mom wants you to know that she's proud of ALL of you.
I would also like to remind you to wear your sunscreen & take cold water to the parades. Do you have a hat? You should wear that. And sensible shoes.
:waves support flag: This cishet mom wants you to know that she's proud of ALL of you.
I would also like to remind you to wear your sunscreen & take cold water to the parades. Do you have a hat? You should wear that. And sensible shoes.
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Nicked from a 2020 Tumblr post by radicalgraff, but more true than ever. Hang in there, lovelies. We're going to keep fighting for a better world.
May 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Nicked from a 2020 Tumblr post by radicalgraff, but more true than ever. Hang in there, lovelies. We're going to keep fighting for a better world.
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the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done
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My job doesn't have to be my passion. I can find that in other places as long as I'm financially comfortable.
15. What is a tiny mindset shift that completely changed your life?
April 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My job doesn't have to be my passion. I can find that in other places as long as I'm financially comfortable.
GOOD MORNING I woke up on my day off at a stupid hour so I’m making chocolate chip cookies before the sun rises
April 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
GOOD MORNING I woke up on my day off at a stupid hour so I’m making chocolate chip cookies before the sun rises
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Every day I wake up to the news
April 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Every day I wake up to the news
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
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Got home from work. Husband is adding brandy to his coffee. It is 06:45 in the morning.
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Got home from work. Husband is adding brandy to his coffee. It is 06:45 in the morning.
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Hunting for my car keys so I can pick up the boy child from school. Gave up and grabbed my spare set.
The other set was sitting in the center console of the car the whole time.
The other set was sitting in the center console of the car the whole time.
December 4, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Hunting for my car keys so I can pick up the boy child from school. Gave up and grabbed my spare set.
The other set was sitting in the center console of the car the whole time.
The other set was sitting in the center console of the car the whole time.
Bourbon pumpkin tiramisu is assembled and chilling in the fridge. 🙌🏻 Settling in for UConn-Dayton because sleep is for the week.
November 28, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Bourbon pumpkin tiramisu is assembled and chilling in the fridge. 🙌🏻 Settling in for UConn-Dayton because sleep is for the week.
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I don’t think it will all fit in there.
November 20, 2024 at 2:10 PM
I don’t think it will all fit in there.
I said a website had a Geocities aesthetic. Both co-workers in the room responded: “what’s Geocities?” Every day I find new ways to feel very old.
September 23, 2024 at 8:30 AM
I said a website had a Geocities aesthetic. Both co-workers in the room responded: “what’s Geocities?” Every day I find new ways to feel very old.
No context quote: “So are you and Blake PowerPoint gangsters?”
January 6, 2024 at 3:03 AM
No context quote: “So are you and Blake PowerPoint gangsters?”
Shouts out to my husband who is sleeping through the neighborhood game of fireworks or cannon fire.
Featuring an appearance by fire engine sirens. 🍾
Featuring an appearance by fire engine sirens. 🍾
January 1, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Shouts out to my husband who is sleeping through the neighborhood game of fireworks or cannon fire.
Featuring an appearance by fire engine sirens. 🍾
Featuring an appearance by fire engine sirens. 🍾