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Simon James
@mrsimonjames.bsky.social
Same person, new site 🥰 🏳️‍🌈
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Quote post with a picture of yourself and show these newbies who they’re dealing with.
The first 3 words you see will define your 2025

Boyfriend
Money
Ass

I’ll take the money please 🤣
The first 3 words you see will define your 2025

Boyfriend
Vodka
Sex

🤣🤣🤣🤣
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026

Grindr
Pizza
Travel

Looking forward to a fun-filled trip to Italy then I guess, or a very underwhelming Pizza Express date.
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Ergh, just got pissed on by my folks cat! She’s so dramatic 🙄
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Why have people got snow and not me! Feel rough from flu jab need snow to cheer me up 😢
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
October 20, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Just had my flu jab not looking forward to two days of feeling like death 🤦🏼‍♂️ but hey no flu! 🤞
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Heat pump is blasting today! 🥶
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Twenty-two years ago today Section 28 was repealed.

But we're seeing history repeat itself as some in the media and in politics spread bigotry and misinformation about trans people.

1/8🧵
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Am I the only one who finds Elsa on #bbuk fake? Something not altogether right with that one 🤔
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The face / the scent
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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👇😆😆😆
November 5, 2025 at 10:41 AM
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif.
November 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I’ve folded and put the winter duvet on
a cartoon cat is sitting in a green chair
ALT: a cartoon cat is sitting in a green chair
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Ok I folded, heating is on 🤦🏼‍♂️
October 24, 2025 at 10:11 AM
The last time u spoke on trans people you apologised, said u wdn’t talk abt things u weren’t informed on again. but here we are again. u showed ur true self last time & stupidly I didn’t believe u. I’m so hurt! The LGBT always supported u, but now u have hurt us. 😢 no LGB without the T
October 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Back at the folks for a week and already my mum is driving me mental. Want to go home!!
September 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Why does sky go keep advertising H&M children’s clothes. Just makes me wants to punch a child! Horrid things!
September 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Bored already 🙄
August 25, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Feel so rough today and got shit I should be doing. But I’m in bed eating bread 🙄
August 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
To be honest it’s a good point! 🤷🏼‍♂️
Please don’t worry if you don’t get the A level results you were hoping for. Liz Truss is proof that you can rise to the highest office in the land even if you have the brains of a haddock.
August 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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August 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’m bored, someone entertain me please ☺️
August 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Why the fuck are people talking about autumn? For fuck‘s sake can we have summer first?
August 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Can people stop posting pictures of food please? I’m fasting 🤬
July 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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NEWS! Man who screamed "ALL Lives Matter" surprisingly comfortable with the ongoing starvation of children in Gaza
Man who screamed “ALL Lives Matter” surprisingly comfortable with the ongoing starvation of children in Gaza
A man who repeatedly yelled that “ALL lives Matter” 5 short years ago during protests against inequality, has been unexpectedly silent about the ongoing starvation of children and babie…
buff.ly
July 29, 2025 at 10:21 AM