@mrpalombi.bsky.social
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Thank you for contacting me. I will be out of the office forever due to planetary annihilation. To tell you the truth, I never actually cared about scaling b2b applications for the enterprise
January 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Thank you for contacting me. I will be out of the office forever due to planetary annihilation. To tell you the truth, I never actually cared about scaling b2b applications for the enterprise
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I think it’s unfair to claim that Trump is only attacking Venezuela because he wants to sell their oil to his rich friends. It’s also possible Trump is attacking Venezuela because he wants to sell their children to his rich friends.
January 3, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I think it’s unfair to claim that Trump is only attacking Venezuela because he wants to sell their oil to his rich friends. It’s also possible Trump is attacking Venezuela because he wants to sell their children to his rich friends.
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GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
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if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
December 2, 2024 at 3:46 AM
if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
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the Democratic Party strategy of trying to find common ground with old people who click on phishing links is working out great. keep it up, proud warriors for democracy
These idiots now feel the need to weigh in with agreement for whatever right-wing culture war outrage is currently going on. Morons.
August 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
the Democratic Party strategy of trying to find common ground with old people who click on phishing links is working out great. keep it up, proud warriors for democracy
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Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
August 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
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I think we have to face the possibility that in the next six months, we’re going to see a leaked conversation between Sexy Anime Grok and Texas Senator Ted Cruz
July 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I think we have to face the possibility that in the next six months, we’re going to see a leaked conversation between Sexy Anime Grok and Texas Senator Ted Cruz
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“We voted for Trump but we didn’t vote for THIS.”
Let me stop you right there because yes you fucking did.
Let me stop you right there because yes you fucking did.
July 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
“We voted for Trump but we didn’t vote for THIS.”
Let me stop you right there because yes you fucking did.
Let me stop you right there because yes you fucking did.
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people are lining up to kick my ass ever since I started my reign of terror
June 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
people are lining up to kick my ass ever since I started my reign of terror
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the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny
June 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny
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your child will toil valiantly in the factory. it will be masculine. it will restore our national character. it will make america great again. oh my child? my child will run a lucrative rightwing podcast
April 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
your child will toil valiantly in the factory. it will be masculine. it will restore our national character. it will make america great again. oh my child? my child will run a lucrative rightwing podcast
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We Used CRISPR To Create A Real Life Mr Bean. You Won’t Believe How Fast He Died Of Sepsis.
March 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
We Used CRISPR To Create A Real Life Mr Bean. You Won’t Believe How Fast He Died Of Sepsis.