MrNarwhal
@mrnarwhal93.bsky.social
I draw amazing penis art
I’m a narwhal what else do you really need to know about me ? shoe size 14 19 inch neck cause I like it thicc!
I’m a narwhal what else do you really need to know about me ? shoe size 14 19 inch neck cause I like it thicc!
My wedding placement
August 5, 2024 at 8:08 PM
My wedding placement
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Apparently, if you want to be better at interacting with and relating to people, you should ask questions that give them the opportunity to talk about themselves.
Me: What the fuck is wrong with you??
Me: What the fuck is wrong with you??
August 5, 2024 at 9:06 AM
Apparently, if you want to be better at interacting with and relating to people, you should ask questions that give them the opportunity to talk about themselves.
Me: What the fuck is wrong with you??
Me: What the fuck is wrong with you??
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The English major urge to kickbox anyone who actually says LOL.
August 5, 2024 at 2:58 PM
The English major urge to kickbox anyone who actually says LOL.
Glowy mr burns the new messiah
July 21, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Glowy mr burns the new messiah
26 degrees and working the grill tonight ! Who’s cooking who
July 19, 2024 at 3:28 PM
26 degrees and working the grill tonight ! Who’s cooking who
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Jigsaw voice: I want to blow some bubbles.
July 18, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Jigsaw voice: I want to blow some bubbles.
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Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's whatever she does on the night of the full moon when she returns with wet hair and smelling like blood
July 18, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's whatever she does on the night of the full moon when she returns with wet hair and smelling like blood
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I have two wolves inside me, and neither of them give a fuck about your Wordle score, Brenda.
July 18, 2024 at 6:13 AM
I have two wolves inside me, and neither of them give a fuck about your Wordle score, Brenda.
Finally decided to leave X for good
July 18, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Finally decided to leave X for good
Isla dorms bound what’s the worst that could happen
July 17, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Isla dorms bound what’s the worst that could happen
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I sat quietly with my own thoughts today, remind me never to do that again.
May 29, 2024 at 6:58 PM
I sat quietly with my own thoughts today, remind me never to do that again.
Hey look ma I posted
May 20, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Hey look ma I posted
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I believe that all things happen for a reason but there's no good reason why I haven't won big on the lottery yet.
February 21, 2024 at 1:47 AM
I believe that all things happen for a reason but there's no good reason why I haven't won big on the lottery yet.
Helldivers 2 is fantastic , but waiting on server capacity to diminish not so much
February 21, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Helldivers 2 is fantastic , but waiting on server capacity to diminish not so much
I think waiting for kidney stones to pass is the new watching paint dry, with added pain
February 7, 2024 at 11:05 AM
I think waiting for kidney stones to pass is the new watching paint dry, with added pain
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Dear Hello Fresh,
If I haven’t subscribed yet, I’m not likely to do so.
Sincerely,
Stop Sending Me Shit
If I haven’t subscribed yet, I’m not likely to do so.
Sincerely,
Stop Sending Me Shit
February 7, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Dear Hello Fresh,
If I haven’t subscribed yet, I’m not likely to do so.
Sincerely,
Stop Sending Me Shit
If I haven’t subscribed yet, I’m not likely to do so.
Sincerely,
Stop Sending Me Shit
Before this post it was 34s all round
October 26, 2023 at 10:32 PM
Before this post it was 34s all round
When you got a bit hard at the staff party
September 16, 2023 at 6:45 AM
When you got a bit hard at the staff party
So no videos on Bluesky yet such a shame but alas there still be time
September 3, 2023 at 7:46 AM
So no videos on Bluesky yet such a shame but alas there still be time
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A breathtaking view of Saturn captured by NASA’s Cassini spacecraft!
Credit: NASA
Credit: NASA
September 2, 2023 at 12:25 AM
A breathtaking view of Saturn captured by NASA’s Cassini spacecraft!
Credit: NASA
Credit: NASA