Mr. Million Miles
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Mr. Million Miles
@mrmillionmiles.bsky.social
Making horse drink since 2024 www.yahoo
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"Scientists of the University of Oxford think Neanderthals and early Humans may have held hands "

www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
Neanderthals and early humans ‘likely to have kissed’, say scientists
Study from University of Oxford looks into evolutionary origins of kissing and its role in relations between species
www.theguardian.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
What's our thoughts with regard to Martha
The Americans season 4, which was airing at the same time that my other answer (Bojack Horseman season 3) dropped. great summer for me.
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Post-kill step swabathon
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Pokemon leaks are starting and CNN isn't covering it because of the government shutdown. Distraction technique ?
October 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I saw Jeffery Epstein alive at the Appleton Wisconsin Octoberfest
September 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Stop using twitter. I don't care about your brand. Get off
September 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Can check
September 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
September 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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September 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Here is some non-satire for you:

Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Some cool tips for your online adventure!
September 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Thank God every day for Riverdale
September 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Wood star
September 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Very interesting algorithm analysis, which explains the repeated problems with content moderation getting in the way of social justice

tldr: it's always good to block a TERF or a white supremacist or any other type of fascist

original post: www.tumblr.com/chiptrillino...
September 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
www.cnn.com
October 15, 2009 at 6:56 PM
Saw something beautiful today............!
August 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
"To call this place 'evil' implies a clarity of purpose that I do not want to attribute to anyone involved" is just burned onto the surface of my brain
I'm not just saying this because I work here: Sex House is arguably the best work of art on YouTube.
I reviewed the Onion's underseen masterpiece, SEX HOUSE, a pitch-black satire of sleazy reality TV and our cultural fascination with watching people degrade themselves for a shot at some insignificant sliver of fame. Magnificently funny and upsetting.

www.patreon.com/posts/136900...
August 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Johnny Cash voice: But I lead a horse to water, just to make it drink
August 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Just tried to add tags to that retweet like a Tumblr post. I'm so bad at posting. Anyway the tags were gone be #i'll go to war for the bad dunkies
July 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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First time since I've worked here where I read a headline and immediately thought "Oh this one's about me 100%."
Dunkin’ Announces They No Longer Have Heart To Charge People For Such Depressing Meals
CANTON, MA—Stressing that whatever garbage they have on their menu couldn’t possibly be better than what Americans had at home, Dunkin’ officials announced Monday that they no longer have the heart to...
theonion.com
July 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
July 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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by now there should have been a fully realized Flintstones theme park where guests can live 24/7 immersed in Flintstones world, work Flintstones job and own Flintstones property. the Flintstones super fan would especially enjoy nods to Flintstones history and lore, which deserve our respect.
July 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
When I die I hope every piece of evidence that I existed is vaporized from the internet and my legend lives on only through oral tradition
July 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I know I haven't said it in a while but it really is crazy just how easy it is to make a horse drink water
July 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM