Henry
@mrlimpetsghost.bsky.social
Pork with Ham, Salt, Water, Modified Potato Starch, Sugar, Sodium Nitrate.
They're unafraid, they're confident, they spray paint their heads!
October 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
They're unafraid, they're confident, they spray paint their heads!
Who could forget the story about Jesus using a furniture dolly to move the cross up the hill?
September 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Who could forget the story about Jesus using a furniture dolly to move the cross up the hill?
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What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.
September 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.
Hope everyone has a poncho because this is going to be a shitshow
September 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Hope everyone has a poncho because this is going to be a shitshow
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"Did you people throw this kind of shit-fit at Denny’s, or did you just order a Moons Over My Hammy and keep on truckin’?"
I’m the Abandoned New Cracker Barrel Logo, and You Can All Go Fuck Yourselves
“After days of intense backlash, most recently from President Donald Trump, Cracker Barrel is scrapping its new minimalist logo.” — CNN - - -I shou...
buff.ly
August 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"Did you people throw this kind of shit-fit at Denny’s, or did you just order a Moons Over My Hammy and keep on truckin’?"
Can't believe trump deported the cracker barrel guy
August 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Can't believe trump deported the cracker barrel guy
Who needs bond villains when the population at large will gladly set the world on fire for the dumbest possible reasons?
Coming soon: "a service that lets you type in a few words to create scenes — or entire episodes — of a TV show, either from scratch or based on an existing story-world someone else has created.” variety.com/2025/digital...
Amazon Invests in ‘Netflix of AI’ Start-Up Fable, Which Launches Showrunner: A Tool for User-Directed TV Shows
Amazon has invested in Fable, a start-up whose 'Netflix of AI' Showunner gen-AI tool lets users create scenes or entire episodes of a TV show.
variety.com
July 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Who needs bond villains when the population at large will gladly set the world on fire for the dumbest possible reasons?
Could you remind me? I don't remember what I had for breakfast let alone what I was doing last June
July 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Could you remind me? I don't remember what I had for breakfast let alone what I was doing last June
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This is like if Jeremy Renner got ratioed on the Jeremy Renner app
lmao oh my god he’s getting ratioed by his own supporters on his own website
July 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This is like if Jeremy Renner got ratioed on the Jeremy Renner app
Ernest Scared Stupid.
There's no safe age for that trauma
There's no safe age for that trauma
What movie did you see at way too young of an age? 🎥 😱 🖤
July 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Ernest Scared Stupid.
There's no safe age for that trauma
There's no safe age for that trauma
Thing 3 is a minion, Thing 1 is every other cartoon character.
Also, what happened to them being identical? That was like their whole thing.
Also, what happened to them being identical? That was like their whole thing.
July 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Thing 3 is a minion, Thing 1 is every other cartoon character.
Also, what happened to them being identical? That was like their whole thing.
Also, what happened to them being identical? That was like their whole thing.
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manager: you make that allergy warning sign for the counter?
employee: sure did boss, real fuckin ominous just like you asked
manager: what
employee: sure did boss, real fuckin ominous just like you asked
manager: what
June 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
manager: you make that allergy warning sign for the counter?
employee: sure did boss, real fuckin ominous just like you asked
manager: what
employee: sure did boss, real fuckin ominous just like you asked
manager: what
Who could have expected this outcome except for all the people warning it would happen?
I would say it's a shame they didn't learn their lesson from other states that tried the same thing, but since the point is to strangle the public school system, I guess they learned the lesson just fine.
I would say it's a shame they didn't learn their lesson from other states that tried the same thing, but since the point is to strangle the public school system, I guess they learned the lesson just fine.
Most awardees already attend private school or are homeschooled, data shows.
Read much more:
https://www.al.com/educationlab/2025/06/alabama-hands-out-128-million-for-private-school-homeschool-support-whos-getting-money.html
Read much more:
https://www.al.com/educationlab/2025/06/alabama-hands-out-128-million-for-private-school-homeschool-support-whos-getting-money.html
June 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Who could have expected this outcome except for all the people warning it would happen?
I would say it's a shame they didn't learn their lesson from other states that tried the same thing, but since the point is to strangle the public school system, I guess they learned the lesson just fine.
I would say it's a shame they didn't learn their lesson from other states that tried the same thing, but since the point is to strangle the public school system, I guess they learned the lesson just fine.
2 ulti 2 matum
Q: Did you give the Iranians an ultimatum?
TRUMP: Ahhhh -- you could say so. Maybe you could call it the ultimate ultimatum
TRUMP: Ahhhh -- you could say so. Maybe you could call it the ultimate ultimatum
June 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
2 ulti 2 matum
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i'm surprised by how low energy and farcical that whole military parade situation was. I was expecting Moscow 1945 and we got Spirit Halloween instead.
June 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i'm surprised by how low energy and farcical that whole military parade situation was. I was expecting Moscow 1945 and we got Spirit Halloween instead.
The whole idea was dumb from the start, but the execution is just hilariously bad. My local middle school marching band is better coordinated--and has a better taste in music
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.
CINEMATIC
CINEMATIC
June 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The whole idea was dumb from the start, but the execution is just hilariously bad. My local middle school marching band is better coordinated--and has a better taste in music
IOS 26 or my Nexus 4 in 2013?
Hard to say
Hard to say
June 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
IOS 26 or my Nexus 4 in 2013?
Hard to say
Hard to say
flour sack fashion is a recession indicator
The best dresses for summer wedding guests, according to an insane article in the Guardian. This one is primary school art smock meets Alien 3.
June 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
flour sack fashion is a recession indicator
It works a little too well
June 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It works a little too well
Paul Blart
June 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Paul Blart
If they don't call it Ma Ma then what's the point?
Ready for more MA? Octavia Spencer is officially set to return for a sequel to the 2019 horror hit.
Octavia Spencer Will Return For More MA In Blumhouse Sequel
Ready for more MA? Octavia Spencer is officially set to return for a sequel to the 2019 horror hit.
dlvr.it
June 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If they don't call it Ma Ma then what's the point?
"milk"
RFK Jr celebrated the release of the MAHA report by downing raw milk shooters in the White House with influencer Paul Saladino. Hazards of raw milk include Listeria, Salmonella, Campylobacter, Yersinia, E. coli O157:H7, and now-- avian flu.
May 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
"milk"
The original Madame Web
May 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The original Madame Web