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If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff.

Democracy dies in oligarchy.
February 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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the people who mocked and made up shit about the attack on paul pelosi have thoughts about decorum and we should definitely take them very very seriously
September 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Most people are assholes. Don't believe me? Next time you see a group of people, yell out "hey, asshole." They'll all turn and look.
April 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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April 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Wow, that's a lot of salt.
March 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Me to myself: This is annoying. This conversation is annoying, this person is annoying. I hope I’m hiding it well.

My face:
March 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Schumer: “We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas.”
March 14, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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Bernie Sanders: "Saving money by dismantling the Department of Education, which, by the way, is illegal and unconstitutional, so that the billionaire class can receive huge tax breaks, is terrible public policy and morally reprehensible."
March 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Just a brutal typo on Ash Wednesday 😂
March 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
March 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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I will admit to finding the “all problems are caused by evil and we could fix every problem without any trade-offs” worldview pretty draining and immature.
March 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Offfered without comment.
February 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, getting up will surely blow it
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
January 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Russian oligarchs and American oligarchs are two entirely different things - one uses its wealth to influence government and social policy and the other uses its wealth to influence government and social policy, but reassuringly speaks English.
January 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Ok so when are groceries supposed to be cheaper?
January 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Whatever you celebrate I hope it’s a great one! Merry Christmas from our family to yours.
December 25, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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WIFE: *reading headline* Bird flu in America

ME: *not looking up from my phone* Birds fly in every country, Sharon.
December 14, 2024 at 12:04 PM
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I created the Earth without borders, so quit pretending they're sacred.
December 11, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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Thou shalt not pretend that wanting everyone to have healthcare is “radical.”
December 6, 2024 at 5:46 PM
The most nervous I ever get is seeing my wife with a tape measure. Like, honey, I’m not as handy as you seem to think I am.
December 4, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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Tariffs will make prices lower and Mcdonalds will make everyone healthy and a criminal will end crime.
November 19, 2024 at 12:12 AM