Justin Ring
@mrjustinring.bsky.social
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November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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If you don’t want ICE to find you, pretend you’re a clitoris.
October 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you don’t want ICE to find you, pretend you’re a clitoris.
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The president said, in a televised speech, that he's sending his new, less restrained, more violent military into US cities to practice their brutality on immigrants and minorities, to better train them to apply that brutality to other countries.
He said this out loud.
He said this out loud.
September 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The president said, in a televised speech, that he's sending his new, less restrained, more violent military into US cities to practice their brutality on immigrants and minorities, to better train them to apply that brutality to other countries.
He said this out loud.
He said this out loud.
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This mf’er is a hugely unpopular lame duck and people and institutions with actual power are out here acting, for eight months straight, like he’s some goddam immortal emperor. Fuck that noise.
September 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This mf’er is a hugely unpopular lame duck and people and institutions with actual power are out here acting, for eight months straight, like he’s some goddam immortal emperor. Fuck that noise.
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Every major talent that works for ABC and Disney should refuse to show up for work until Jimmy Kimmel is reinstated.
Marvel movies need to shutdown. Ditto the sitcoms.
Collective boycott.
Corporations love money more than anything,& this will harm them and force them to do the right thing.
Marvel movies need to shutdown. Ditto the sitcoms.
Collective boycott.
Corporations love money more than anything,& this will harm them and force them to do the right thing.
September 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Every major talent that works for ABC and Disney should refuse to show up for work until Jimmy Kimmel is reinstated.
Marvel movies need to shutdown. Ditto the sitcoms.
Collective boycott.
Corporations love money more than anything,& this will harm them and force them to do the right thing.
Marvel movies need to shutdown. Ditto the sitcoms.
Collective boycott.
Corporations love money more than anything,& this will harm them and force them to do the right thing.
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To the 9News anchor who just said today's shooting at my kid's is "something we have to accept in our world" — it is not.
I do not accept that my children have to live in fear. I do not accept that any child should ever be shot, at school or anywhere else.
I do not accept that my children have to live in fear. I do not accept that any child should ever be shot, at school or anywhere else.
September 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
To the 9News anchor who just said today's shooting at my kid's is "something we have to accept in our world" — it is not.
I do not accept that my children have to live in fear. I do not accept that any child should ever be shot, at school or anywhere else.
I do not accept that my children have to live in fear. I do not accept that any child should ever be shot, at school or anywhere else.
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Dear journalists:
The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.
Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.
Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
August 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Dear journalists:
The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.
Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.
Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
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I keep thinking about how Gov Abbott had plenty of funds to fly and bus migrants all across the country but couldn't come up with a million for a flood warning system.
July 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I keep thinking about how Gov Abbott had plenty of funds to fly and bus migrants all across the country but couldn't come up with a million for a flood warning system.
Clearly they should call it 18U
If you worked for 18F and got fired, Group together to start a consulting company.
It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.
They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.
I’m happy to invest and/or help
It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.
They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.
I’m happy to invest and/or help
March 2, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Clearly they should call it 18U
@ianbassin.bsky.social Congrats on the Commencement honor! It’s a long way from WesCo Down 1. Well deserved.
February 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
@ianbassin.bsky.social Congrats on the Commencement honor! It’s a long way from WesCo Down 1. Well deserved.
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I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
Like so many kickers before him, Justin Tucker has been ruined by the uprights.
January 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Like so many kickers before him, Justin Tucker has been ruined by the uprights.
RIP Bob Uecker. If he’s not through the pearly gates, surely he’s just a bit outside…
January 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
RIP Bob Uecker. If he’s not through the pearly gates, surely he’s just a bit outside…
Netflix’s next special will be Machine Gun Kelly banging Marilyn Chambers
November 16, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Netflix’s next special will be Machine Gun Kelly banging Marilyn Chambers
I kicked Mike Tyson’s ass when I was 11, so whatever happens tonight, Jake Paul still ain’t shit.
November 15, 2024 at 9:47 PM
I kicked Mike Tyson’s ass when I was 11, so whatever happens tonight, Jake Paul still ain’t shit.