Mr Jensen
@mrjensen.bsky.social
Middle school social studies/history teacher. Dad x2. I’m big into professional cycling (EF fan). Fishing, Hiking, Camping, Backpacking. Disc golfer. Metal enthusiast. EMAW.
If I won the lottery I would help a bunch of people and set up scholarships and stuff but I would also get like a really cool car.
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
If I won the lottery I would help a bunch of people and set up scholarships and stuff but I would also get like a really cool car.
Puerto Rico is home to more American citizens than Arkansas, Kansas, Mississippi, New Mexico, Nebraska, Idaho, West Virginia, Hawaii, New Hampshire, Maine, Montana, Rhode Island, Delaware, the Dakotas, Alaska, Vermont, and Wyoming.
Trump: "They're gonna make DC a state and they're gonna make Puerto Rico a state. So now they pick up two states, four senators. They're gonna pick up electoral votes. It's gonna be a very, very bad situation. Now, if we do what I'm saying, they'll most likely never obtain power."
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Puerto Rico is home to more American citizens than Arkansas, Kansas, Mississippi, New Mexico, Nebraska, Idaho, West Virginia, Hawaii, New Hampshire, Maine, Montana, Rhode Island, Delaware, the Dakotas, Alaska, Vermont, and Wyoming.
*Public school teacher in Colorado voice* hell yeah
BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.
Follow AP for live updates.
Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
*Public school teacher in Colorado voice* hell yeah
Why should Democrats continue to pay taxes?
NEW: White House announces it's going to pause, and potentially cancel, $11 billion in infrastructure funding (via the Army Corps of Engineers), specifically citing cities, like New York, represented or led by Democrats. More to come.
October 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Why should Democrats continue to pay taxes?
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
Rode from Loveland up to Estes Park yesterday.
October 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Rode from Loveland up to Estes Park yesterday.
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Trump is exercising more power for a fake emergency than Lincoln did for a real one.
Trump Is Destroying the U.S. Constitution and Amassing Unprecedented Powers by Sending Federal Troops to Invade American Cities
Lincoln faced a real insurrection and still did not go as far as this president
www.theunpopulist.net
October 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Trump is exercising more power for a fake emergency than Lincoln did for a real one.
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One guest, a retired major general, was asked about Hegseth's dismissal of the rules of engagement. He answered: "The words the president and secretary of defense are those of potential war criminals."
October 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
One guest, a retired major general, was asked about Hegseth's dismissal of the rules of engagement. He answered: "The words the president and secretary of defense are those of potential war criminals."
Good.
USE ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE HOW WE'RE FEELING, BRONCOS COUNTRY‼️‼️‼️
October 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Good.
If you’ve ever had this thought, you should probably be on some kind of watch list.
October 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If you’ve ever had this thought, you should probably be on some kind of watch list.
Fallon is and has always been, a feckless little worm.
Jimmy Fallon plans to “keep my head down” and avoid politics on “The Tonight Show”: “We hit both sides equally”
Jimmy Fallon Plans to ‘Keep My Head Down’ and Avoid Politics on ‘The Tonight Show’: ‘We Hit Both Sides Equally’
Jimmy Fallon says he plans to "keep my head down" and avoid politics on "The Tonight Show."
variety.com
October 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Fallon is and has always been, a feckless little worm.
My wife and I both have masters degrees and can’t afford to buy a house where we currently live.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My wife and I both have masters degrees and can’t afford to buy a house where we currently live.
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Just so I'm clear:
TV host says we should kill every homeless person? No big deal
TV host says the right must "go to war" with the left? Pfft.
TV host says the government is cracking down on critics? Well, the government cracks down on him for the criticism.
Free speech, everyone.
TV host says we should kill every homeless person? No big deal
TV host says the right must "go to war" with the left? Pfft.
TV host says the government is cracking down on critics? Well, the government cracks down on him for the criticism.
Free speech, everyone.
September 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Just so I'm clear:
TV host says we should kill every homeless person? No big deal
TV host says the right must "go to war" with the left? Pfft.
TV host says the government is cracking down on critics? Well, the government cracks down on him for the criticism.
Free speech, everyone.
TV host says we should kill every homeless person? No big deal
TV host says the right must "go to war" with the left? Pfft.
TV host says the government is cracking down on critics? Well, the government cracks down on him for the criticism.
Free speech, everyone.
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In a Hitleresque speech, JD Vance says there can be no unity with the left and vows to use the government to dismantle non-profit NGOs and liberal civil society who he says promote violence and terrorism.
September 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
In a Hitleresque speech, JD Vance says there can be no unity with the left and vows to use the government to dismantle non-profit NGOs and liberal civil society who he says promote violence and terrorism.
Guy down the street who always has two beach towels with a parrot saying “it’s 5 o’clock somewhere” hanging in his garage has raised a giant Jolly Rodger over the neighborhood.
September 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Guy down the street who always has two beach towels with a parrot saying “it’s 5 o’clock somewhere” hanging in his garage has raised a giant Jolly Rodger over the neighborhood.
We don’t have to live like this
The effort to keep schools safe from mass shooters has ballooned into a multibillion dollar industry. Companies are selling school districts assurance with high-tech products.
The school shooting industry is worth billions — and it keeps growing
The effort to keep schools safe from mass shooters has ballooned into a multibillion dollar industry. Companies are selling school districts assurance with high-tech products.
n.pr
September 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
We don’t have to live like this
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Holy shit:
Stateline spoke to nearly a dozen firefighters, agency staffers and contractors, who said that top officials assigned to the fire deployed the crews to a remote location under false pretenses so federal agents could check their immigration status.
www.hcn.org/articles/fir...
Stateline spoke to nearly a dozen firefighters, agency staffers and contractors, who said that top officials assigned to the fire deployed the crews to a remote location under false pretenses so federal agents could check their immigration status.
www.hcn.org/articles/fir...
Firefighters question leaders’ role in ICE raid near Bear Gulch Fire - High Country News
Firefighting veterans believe the management team overseeing fire crews played a key role in handing team members over to immigration authorities.
www.hcn.org
September 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Holy shit:
Stateline spoke to nearly a dozen firefighters, agency staffers and contractors, who said that top officials assigned to the fire deployed the crews to a remote location under false pretenses so federal agents could check their immigration status.
www.hcn.org/articles/fir...
Stateline spoke to nearly a dozen firefighters, agency staffers and contractors, who said that top officials assigned to the fire deployed the crews to a remote location under false pretenses so federal agents could check their immigration status.
www.hcn.org/articles/fir...
When the licker smashed through the window of the police station hallway in resident evil 2
What was the first video game that scared you?
It doesn't have to be a horror game. Maybe you didn't even play it -- plenty of ads freaked me out as a kid.
It doesn't have to be a horror game. Maybe you didn't even play it -- plenty of ads freaked me out as a kid.
August 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
When the licker smashed through the window of the police station hallway in resident evil 2
I don’t understand Chinese but I think hanging out with these guys would probably be a fun time.
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
August 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I don’t understand Chinese but I think hanging out with these guys would probably be a fun time.
Manhattan, KS (20-22)
Los Angeles, CA (22-23)
Manhattan, KS (23-24)
Fort Collins, CO (24-25)
Woodland Park, CO (25)
Manhattan, KS (26-35)
Fort Collins, CO (35-40)
I’ll probably retire in Manhattan, KS.
Los Angeles, CA (22-23)
Manhattan, KS (23-24)
Fort Collins, CO (24-25)
Woodland Park, CO (25)
Manhattan, KS (26-35)
Fort Collins, CO (35-40)
I’ll probably retire in Manhattan, KS.
under golikehellism everyone will be required to live in at least three new cities where they know less than five people from the age of 20-40
August 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Manhattan, KS (20-22)
Los Angeles, CA (22-23)
Manhattan, KS (23-24)
Fort Collins, CO (24-25)
Woodland Park, CO (25)
Manhattan, KS (26-35)
Fort Collins, CO (35-40)
I’ll probably retire in Manhattan, KS.
Los Angeles, CA (22-23)
Manhattan, KS (23-24)
Fort Collins, CO (24-25)
Woodland Park, CO (25)
Manhattan, KS (26-35)
Fort Collins, CO (35-40)
I’ll probably retire in Manhattan, KS.
Maeva Squiban a bad ass.
August 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Maeva Squiban a bad ass.
Mexican and second place hasn’t even crossed the finish line yet
If you could only eat one kind of food for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
A. Italian
B. Mexican
C. Soul Food
D. Chinese
E. BBQ
F. Your random choice
A. Italian
B. Mexican
C. Soul Food
D. Chinese
E. BBQ
F. Your random choice
July 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Mexican and second place hasn’t even crossed the finish line yet
RIP Chuck Mangione, the greatest flugelhornist I’ve ever heard.
July 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
RIP Chuck Mangione, the greatest flugelhornist I’ve ever heard.