Ferris
@mrferrous.bsky.social
aspiring bon vivant - *hair not mine*
Playing in my face. SMH.
July 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Playing in my face. SMH.
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annoying to consider that all “eating contests” are simply eating races. how come there’s not one where you’re scored on Panache
July 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
annoying to consider that all “eating contests” are simply eating races. how come there’s not one where you’re scored on Panache
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Fireworks are such vivid proof that laws are unenforceable when people just decide not to obey en mass
July 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Fireworks are such vivid proof that laws are unenforceable when people just decide not to obey en mass
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"It’s normal for parents and caregivers to have questions about childhood vaccines," NCDHHS said in a press release. "Thankfully, parents trust their children’s health care providers, who can help families get real answers by talking early and often about vaccines." www.ednc.org/06-25-2025-n...
NCDHHS releases toolkit with information about childhood vaccines
The toolkit has resources to help health care providers discuss the childhood vaccine schedule with parents.
www.ednc.org
June 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"It’s normal for parents and caregivers to have questions about childhood vaccines," NCDHHS said in a press release. "Thankfully, parents trust their children’s health care providers, who can help families get real answers by talking early and often about vaccines." www.ednc.org/06-25-2025-n...
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ooh there ain’t no other way
June 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
ooh there ain’t no other way
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he's so unpopular, there's a Black Democratic mayor in Omaha today. i do not understand how the national media is not clocking this.
May 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
he's so unpopular, there's a Black Democratic mayor in Omaha today. i do not understand how the national media is not clocking this.
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May 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Diana Ross didn't come to play with ANYONE ! #MetGala2025
May 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Diana Ross didn't come to play with ANYONE ! #MetGala2025
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That Telnaes cartoon has aged very well.
May 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
That Telnaes cartoon has aged very well.
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A Pulitzer prize to Ann Telnaes, whose cartoon showing a supplicating Bezos led to her departure from the Washington Post's Opinion section
May 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A Pulitzer prize to Ann Telnaes, whose cartoon showing a supplicating Bezos led to her departure from the Washington Post's Opinion section
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thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants
March 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants
What’d you do at school today?
Cleared a bunch of bitches.
Cleared a bunch of bitches.
May 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
What’d you do at school today?
Cleared a bunch of bitches.
Cleared a bunch of bitches.
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This is incredible. Wait about 20 seconds into this clip. 🙃
April 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This is incredible. Wait about 20 seconds into this clip. 🙃
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Previous to the FDA, folks would put chalk and plaster of Paris in milk to make it appear white. They could also add formaldehyde to cover the smell and taste of spoiled milk.
April 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Previous to the FDA, folks would put chalk and plaster of Paris in milk to make it appear white. They could also add formaldehyde to cover the smell and taste of spoiled milk.
Selfish, impulsive, idiotic assholes.
April 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Selfish, impulsive, idiotic assholes.
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It is good that he is admitting that he showed up late.
This humility can help Dems, a lot.
This humility can help Dems, a lot.
Booker: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I've confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say 'we will do better.'"
April 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It is good that he is admitting that he showed up late.
This humility can help Dems, a lot.
This humility can help Dems, a lot.
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Sen. Booker’s speech was a substantive and moral account of this moment. He did not read the phone book. He did not babble.
For 24 hours @booker.senate.gov laid out a detailed, damning, and critical narrative of truth, history, politics, morality, humanity.
What will you do?
For 24 hours @booker.senate.gov laid out a detailed, damning, and critical narrative of truth, history, politics, morality, humanity.
What will you do?
April 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Sen. Booker’s speech was a substantive and moral account of this moment. He did not read the phone book. He did not babble.
For 24 hours @booker.senate.gov laid out a detailed, damning, and critical narrative of truth, history, politics, morality, humanity.
What will you do?
For 24 hours @booker.senate.gov laid out a detailed, damning, and critical narrative of truth, history, politics, morality, humanity.
What will you do?
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Beshear: When I vetoed the nastiest anti-LGBTQ+ bill during my election year, I explained why I did it. My faith teaches me that all children are children of God. I wanted those children, who were being hated on, to know their governor cares for them… my faith tells me that’s my job
March 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Beshear: When I vetoed the nastiest anti-LGBTQ+ bill during my election year, I explained why I did it. My faith teaches me that all children are children of God. I wanted those children, who were being hated on, to know their governor cares for them… my faith tells me that’s my job
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
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How often do you think Thoreau cranked it at Walden
March 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
How often do you think Thoreau cranked it at Walden
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Rep. Rich McCormick (R-GA) says kids should get jobs instead of receiving free school lunches. The school lunch program serves grades preK-12, meaning it includes children as young as 4. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
January 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Rep. Rich McCormick (R-GA) says kids should get jobs instead of receiving free school lunches. The school lunch program serves grades preK-12, meaning it includes children as young as 4. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
What a fucking loser tool
Pete Hegseth, in his first remarks as defense secretary, refers to Fort Liberty as "Fort Bragg"
January 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
What a fucking loser tool