Khalid El Khatib
@kmelkhat.bsky.social
Writer. Marketer. Iowa. Brooklyn. Christmas.
Snickers cheesecake. Fin.
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Snickers cheesecake. Fin.
Breakfast for three. Snacks for three. Dinner for three (and cheesecake) forthcoming…
I’m trying to post through it on Instagram (same handle). There are too many platforms and I’m on my second martini. ❤️🎄
I’m trying to post through it on Instagram (same handle). There are too many platforms and I’m on my second martini. ❤️🎄
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Breakfast for three. Snacks for three. Dinner for three (and cheesecake) forthcoming…
I’m trying to post through it on Instagram (same handle). There are too many platforms and I’m on my second martini. ❤️🎄
I’m trying to post through it on Instagram (same handle). There are too many platforms and I’m on my second martini. ❤️🎄
Merry Christmas!!
I’ve been training for this day for weeks.
I’ve been training for this day for weeks.
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Merry Christmas!!
I’ve been training for this day for weeks.
I’ve been training for this day for weeks.
Merry Christmas Eve! Our annual tradition of having beers at our local brewery, just like it says in The Bible!!
December 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Merry Christmas Eve! Our annual tradition of having beers at our local brewery, just like it says in The Bible!!
The tree is real (I smelled it).
December 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The tree is real (I smelled it).
Just a few of the snacks that awaited me when I arrived in Iowa
December 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Just a few of the snacks that awaited me when I arrived in Iowa
Ordered a gingerbread muffin and coffee with a pump of peppermint at the local bakery this AM.
My transformation back to Hallmark holiday movie main character is complete.
My transformation back to Hallmark holiday movie main character is complete.
December 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Ordered a gingerbread muffin and coffee with a pump of peppermint at the local bakery this AM.
My transformation back to Hallmark holiday movie main character is complete.
My transformation back to Hallmark holiday movie main character is complete.
Does anyone in Dubuque, Iowa own a gym that I can use from December 22-28?? I’m in trouble. 🥹
December 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Does anyone in Dubuque, Iowa own a gym that I can use from December 22-28?? I’m in trouble. 🥹
My mom’s Christmas itinerary has arrived; I’m processing.
December 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My mom’s Christmas itinerary has arrived; I’m processing.
Happy Birthday to the Queen.
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Happy Birthday to the Queen.
Time for the great changing of the soaps. 🎄
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Time for the great changing of the soaps. 🎄
It’s crazy you used to be able to tweet something like this with “out of office 😎” and get 3,000 likes.
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It’s crazy you used to be able to tweet something like this with “out of office 😎” and get 3,000 likes.
Pumpkins are out. Tulips are planted!!!
October 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Pumpkins are out. Tulips are planted!!!
I’m hosting an art auction on Artsy where all works are donated and all proceeds go to Gaza. The artist lineup is incredible.
We’re previewing some of the work at a gallery event in NYC next Tuesday, 10/28 from 6-9pm. You can RSVP for the preview here: partiful.com/e/qiHVtLXaT4...
We’re previewing some of the work at a gallery event in NYC next Tuesday, 10/28 from 6-9pm. You can RSVP for the preview here: partiful.com/e/qiHVtLXaT4...
RSVP to Anera Art Auction for Palestine: NYC Preview Event | Partiful
From October 16-30, Anera is hosting an online art auction on Artsy, with all proceeds benefiting Anera’s work in Palestine.
Participating artists include Jordan Nassar, Nan Goldin, Andrea Bowers, Ad...
partiful.com
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’m hosting an art auction on Artsy where all works are donated and all proceeds go to Gaza. The artist lineup is incredible.
We’re previewing some of the work at a gallery event in NYC next Tuesday, 10/28 from 6-9pm. You can RSVP for the preview here: partiful.com/e/qiHVtLXaT4...
We’re previewing some of the work at a gallery event in NYC next Tuesday, 10/28 from 6-9pm. You can RSVP for the preview here: partiful.com/e/qiHVtLXaT4...
Iowa. The pizza, the view, the legend.
September 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Iowa. The pizza, the view, the legend.
me: I’m looking forward to a chill and relaxing long weekend in Iowa starting Thursday.
my mom:
my mom:
September 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
me: I’m looking forward to a chill and relaxing long weekend in Iowa starting Thursday.
my mom:
my mom:
Took my mom, who’s in town babysitting my nephew, to afternoon tea yesterday. She loves it and while it’s not necessarily my thing, who am I to say no to half a dozen tiny little cakes??
August 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Took my mom, who’s in town babysitting my nephew, to afternoon tea yesterday. She loves it and while it’s not necessarily my thing, who am I to say no to half a dozen tiny little cakes??
I profiled Countess Luann for Playgirl Magazine. Where’s my Pulitzer? playgirl.com/features/lua...
Luann de Lesseps Knows What She Wants | Playgirl
Countess Luann de Lesseps discusses her life from the Lady Universe pageant to The Real Housewives of New York City, cabaret and beyond.
playgirl.com
August 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I profiled Countess Luann for Playgirl Magazine. Where’s my Pulitzer? playgirl.com/features/lua...
I had the best time contributing to Condé Nast Traveler’s new package: “50 States, 50 Desserts: America’s Favorite Sweet Treats.”
I took on Iowa, and can you guess which dessert I picked?? www.cntraveler.com/story/50-sta...
I took on Iowa, and can you guess which dessert I picked?? www.cntraveler.com/story/50-sta...
50 States, 50 Desserts: America's Favorite Sweet Treats
We identified the most iconic dessert in every single state (plus DC and Puerto Rico).
www.cntraveler.com
August 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I had the best time contributing to Condé Nast Traveler’s new package: “50 States, 50 Desserts: America’s Favorite Sweet Treats.”
I took on Iowa, and can you guess which dessert I picked?? www.cntraveler.com/story/50-sta...
I took on Iowa, and can you guess which dessert I picked?? www.cntraveler.com/story/50-sta...
My outfit perfectly matches the bathroom at the bar and I need everyone to know it.
August 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My outfit perfectly matches the bathroom at the bar and I need everyone to know it.
My balcony is approximately 24 square feet. But it’s fabulous.
July 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My balcony is approximately 24 square feet. But it’s fabulous.
"It's complicated."
People still say that to me about Gaza. Two years into this mess, into what has evolved to be a sociocidal war whereby an entire society's infrastructure and identity is being eradicated.
People still say that to me about Gaza. Two years into this mess, into what has evolved to be a sociocidal war whereby an entire society's infrastructure and identity is being eradicated.
July 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
"It's complicated."
People still say that to me about Gaza. Two years into this mess, into what has evolved to be a sociocidal war whereby an entire society's infrastructure and identity is being eradicated.
People still say that to me about Gaza. Two years into this mess, into what has evolved to be a sociocidal war whereby an entire society's infrastructure and identity is being eradicated.
I wrote about my favorite products for hosting a summer dinner party for @consumerreports.org 😎 www.consumerreports.org/home-garden/...
10 Staples for a City-Smart Summer Dinner Party - Consumer Reports
The best gear to elevate the flavor and the feeling of a perfect summer dinner party, including a top-rated frying pan, smart speakers, a mixer, and more.
www.consumerreports.org
July 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I wrote about my favorite products for hosting a summer dinner party for @consumerreports.org 😎 www.consumerreports.org/home-garden/...
Making small talk on all my Zoom calls like…
June 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Making small talk on all my Zoom calls like…
My boyfriend harvested cilantro — not to eat, for a table scape.
June 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My boyfriend harvested cilantro — not to eat, for a table scape.