Khalid El Khatib
@kmelkhat.bsky.social
Writer. Marketer. Iowa. Brooklyn. Christmas.
Happy Birthday to the Queen.
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Happy Birthday to the Queen.
Time for the great changing of the soaps. 🎄
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Time for the great changing of the soaps. 🎄
It’s crazy you used to be able to tweet something like this with “out of office 😎” and get 3,000 likes.
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It’s crazy you used to be able to tweet something like this with “out of office 😎” and get 3,000 likes.
Pumpkins are out. Tulips are planted!!!
October 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Pumpkins are out. Tulips are planted!!!
And here’s a flyer for the auction!
October 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
And here’s a flyer for the auction!
Iowa. The pizza, the view, the legend.
September 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Iowa. The pizza, the view, the legend.
me: I’m looking forward to a chill and relaxing long weekend in Iowa starting Thursday.
my mom:
my mom:
September 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
me: I’m looking forward to a chill and relaxing long weekend in Iowa starting Thursday.
my mom:
my mom:
Took my mom, who’s in town babysitting my nephew, to afternoon tea yesterday. She loves it and while it’s not necessarily my thing, who am I to say no to half a dozen tiny little cakes??
August 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Took my mom, who’s in town babysitting my nephew, to afternoon tea yesterday. She loves it and while it’s not necessarily my thing, who am I to say no to half a dozen tiny little cakes??
My outfit perfectly matches the bathroom at the bar and I need everyone to know it.
August 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My outfit perfectly matches the bathroom at the bar and I need everyone to know it.
My balcony is approximately 24 square feet. But it’s fabulous.
July 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My balcony is approximately 24 square feet. But it’s fabulous.
Making small talk on all my Zoom calls like…
June 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Making small talk on all my Zoom calls like…
My boyfriend harvested cilantro — not to eat, for a table scape.
June 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My boyfriend harvested cilantro — not to eat, for a table scape.
Happy Mother’s Day to the GOAT.
May 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Happy Mother’s Day to the GOAT.
Bought an adorable basil bush for summer pesto.
I also love this Bergs pot I got to go with it. The company was founded in 1942 during WWII by a Dane who felt the world needed more joy during a bleak time. Relatable.
I also love this Bergs pot I got to go with it. The company was founded in 1942 during WWII by a Dane who felt the world needed more joy during a bleak time. Relatable.
May 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Bought an adorable basil bush for summer pesto.
I also love this Bergs pot I got to go with it. The company was founded in 1942 during WWII by a Dane who felt the world needed more joy during a bleak time. Relatable.
I also love this Bergs pot I got to go with it. The company was founded in 1942 during WWII by a Dane who felt the world needed more joy during a bleak time. Relatable.
Went in the city early this morning just for these poppies. They’re one of the most gorgeous flowers in the world. And for those unaware, they’re a symbol of Palestinian resilience—bloom in even the harshest conditions.
May 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Went in the city early this morning just for these poppies. They’re one of the most gorgeous flowers in the world. And for those unaware, they’re a symbol of Palestinian resilience—bloom in even the harshest conditions.
My cure for the Sunday Scaries.
April 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My cure for the Sunday Scaries.
Made a three-layer salted peanut butter chocolate cake for my boyfriend’s birthday because his favorite candy is Reese’s. In another life, I’m a tradwife.
April 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Made a three-layer salted peanut butter chocolate cake for my boyfriend’s birthday because his favorite candy is Reese’s. In another life, I’m a tradwife.
Eid Mubarak! I made Arabic rice for the first time ever lol
March 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Eid Mubarak! I made Arabic rice for the first time ever lol
Met my friend’s baby for the first time and accidentally called him my friend’s dog’s name. 😵💫 Where’s my Andy Sachs??
March 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Met my friend’s baby for the first time and accidentally called him my friend’s dog’s name. 😵💫 Where’s my Andy Sachs??
Was craving a salmon burger so I went to the fish market, bought a single brioche bun at the bakery, and then made a salmon burger. I feel like Ina.
March 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Was craving a salmon burger so I went to the fish market, bought a single brioche bun at the bakery, and then made a salmon burger. I feel like Ina.