MrComfyChair
@mrcomfychair.bsky.social
I don't want to do anything ever
what class of mail is it when your package is in a facility literally 10 miles away and they say you can't have it for 6 more days?
December 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
what class of mail is it when your package is in a facility literally 10 miles away and they say you can't have it for 6 more days?
i was snitched on by the naughty list
December 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i was snitched on by the naughty list
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Only 99 cents? That's a good deal.
December 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Only 99 cents? That's a good deal.
hello, this is elias sports bureau. uh huh. uh huh. what? no, man, that's not possible.
I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
December 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
hello, this is elias sports bureau. uh huh. uh huh. what? no, man, that's not possible.
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a can of this exact vintage would fix me
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
a can of this exact vintage would fix me
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which basically just won me my fantasy week shoutout jalen hurts man
….does this go down as both an interception and a fumble for Hurts
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
which basically just won me my fantasy week shoutout jalen hurts man
when they leave out the brown butter chocolate chip cookies
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
when they leave out the brown butter chocolate chip cookies
i'm using microsoft excel for fun
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
i'm using microsoft excel for fun
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no one has ever happily embraced after uttering these words, this has never happened
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
no one has ever happily embraced after uttering these words, this has never happened
wishing everyone a happy thanksgiving shit
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
wishing everyone a happy thanksgiving shit
kate beckinsale’s daughter’s boyfriend checking his phone: oh wow i’m really trending on social media, let’s see what everyone has been saying about me
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
kate beckinsale’s daughter’s boyfriend checking his phone: oh wow i’m really trending on social media, let’s see what everyone has been saying about me
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imagine not having a big pile of kroger bags under your sink
July 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
imagine not having a big pile of kroger bags under your sink
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we crashed 100 cars to find out which ones were secretly alive
July 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
we crashed 100 cars to find out which ones were secretly alive
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me: i need to think of something creative
brain: *dial-up modem sounds* i got nothin man
also brain: oh hey i came up with a new irrational fear about how you might fuck everything up, and this one involves both a u-haul truck and a hypothetical rabid animal
brain: *dial-up modem sounds* i got nothin man
also brain: oh hey i came up with a new irrational fear about how you might fuck everything up, and this one involves both a u-haul truck and a hypothetical rabid animal
August 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
me: i need to think of something creative
brain: *dial-up modem sounds* i got nothin man
also brain: oh hey i came up with a new irrational fear about how you might fuck everything up, and this one involves both a u-haul truck and a hypothetical rabid animal
brain: *dial-up modem sounds* i got nothin man
also brain: oh hey i came up with a new irrational fear about how you might fuck everything up, and this one involves both a u-haul truck and a hypothetical rabid animal
bursting through the door running and panting onto the set of g-rated family-friendly film "boner: the dog that loves bones" and ruining the take: "everybody we're in big trouble, i just found out it means something else"
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
bursting through the door running and panting onto the set of g-rated family-friendly film "boner: the dog that loves bones" and ruining the take: "everybody we're in big trouble, i just found out it means something else"
(spraying cupcake icing from a can into my open mouth) he should have caught that
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
(spraying cupcake icing from a can into my open mouth) he should have caught that
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that video is fake, that's an AI making me trip and fall and my dick falls out of my pants and goes into my own ass
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
that video is fake, that's an AI making me trip and fall and my dick falls out of my pants and goes into my own ass
video game news headline in 2033: arc raiders is adding moe the bartender
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
video game news headline in 2033: arc raiders is adding moe the bartender
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me: i forgot to take my meds today
Donkey Kong: 👑🍑??
me: yeah? what about her?
Donkey Kong: 🏗🦍🛢🔥!!
me: that’s your answer for everything
Donkey Kong: 👑🍑??
me: yeah? what about her?
Donkey Kong: 🏗🦍🛢🔥!!
me: that’s your answer for everything
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
me: i forgot to take my meds today
Donkey Kong: 👑🍑??
me: yeah? what about her?
Donkey Kong: 🏗🦍🛢🔥!!
me: that’s your answer for everything
Donkey Kong: 👑🍑??
me: yeah? what about her?
Donkey Kong: 🏗🦍🛢🔥!!
me: that’s your answer for everything
glancing at my watch becoming staring at my watch thinking man I really like this watch
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
glancing at my watch becoming staring at my watch thinking man I really like this watch
me explaining bluesky to my friends: it's the only community i've ever been a part of where i don't have to explain who caroline polachek is
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
me explaining bluesky to my friends: it's the only community i've ever been a part of where i don't have to explain who caroline polachek is
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The sandwich throwing incident is great news for Subway executives, who weren't very pleased with the previous Google search results for "subway sandwich guy."
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The sandwich throwing incident is great news for Subway executives, who weren't very pleased with the previous Google search results for "subway sandwich guy."
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what a day to be a hater
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
what a day to be a hater
middle-click, move the mouse pointer down a 1/4 inch, that's how you set the cruise control on bluesky
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
middle-click, move the mouse pointer down a 1/4 inch, that's how you set the cruise control on bluesky