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· Nov 22
The @neilhamburger.bsky.social / Charles Manson connection:
Gather 'round, folks of all ages, as I regale you with the tale of The 7 Outdated Bathroom Trends Designer Hate.
January 20, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Gather 'round, folks of all ages, as I regale you with the tale of The 7 Outdated Bathroom Trends Designer Hate.
Unfortunately the rat that lives under my hat and uses me like a human puppet is an unsuccessful private equity manager.
January 19, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Unfortunately the rat that lives under my hat and uses me like a human puppet is an unsuccessful private equity manager.
The 1 2 3 Method: How I Learned to Speed Read, Juggle, and Arise From the Dead in Three Easy Steps
January 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The 1 2 3 Method: How I Learned to Speed Read, Juggle, and Arise From the Dead in Three Easy Steps
Instant Pot has unveiled the world's first AI cooking appliance that makes disparaging remarks about you behind your back and spits in your food.
January 16, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Instant Pot has unveiled the world's first AI cooking appliance that makes disparaging remarks about you behind your back and spits in your food.
Every day I ask myself: WWJMD (What Would John McAfee Do)?
January 15, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Every day I ask myself: WWJMD (What Would John McAfee Do)?
Launching a new clothing store where you're allowed to come in and shop completely naked.
January 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Launching a new clothing store where you're allowed to come in and shop completely naked.
Many people are saying that Scott Adams died from eating too many of these:
January 13, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Many people are saying that Scott Adams died from eating too many of these:
Uh oh: Autistic Barbie would rather play with Legos and model trains instead of dolls.
January 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Uh oh: Autistic Barbie would rather play with Legos and model trains instead of dolls.
It's your favorite trivia quiz TV show... covered in gross green slime! Introducing "Super Sloppy Jeopardy" with Marc Summers.
January 12, 2026 at 7:05 PM
It's your favorite trivia quiz TV show... covered in gross green slime! Introducing "Super Sloppy Jeopardy" with Marc Summers.
After 87 years of scientific research, Hershey's has finally developed a type of chocolate that's safe for dogs to eat but lethal for humans.
January 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
After 87 years of scientific research, Hershey's has finally developed a type of chocolate that's safe for dogs to eat but lethal for humans.
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*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
January 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
Sick and tired of boring, mint flavored mouthwash? It's time to switch to new Cheez Whiz mouth wash! Available in classic, garlic, and jalapeno flavors.
January 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Sick and tired of boring, mint flavored mouthwash? It's time to switch to new Cheez Whiz mouth wash! Available in classic, garlic, and jalapeno flavors.
We need to bring back 24 Hour Kinko's and no I will NOT explain why I need to print 700 copies of my manifesto at 3 AM.
January 10, 2026 at 2:33 AM
We need to bring back 24 Hour Kinko's and no I will NOT explain why I need to print 700 copies of my manifesto at 3 AM.
I don't even like carrots, I only eat them so I can have orange shit. #HealthBenefits
January 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I don't even like carrots, I only eat them so I can have orange shit. #HealthBenefits
Meanwhile, in Germany... 🐑🐑🐑
Baa rgain Hunters Sheep Run Into Penny Supermarket 😁🐑🛒😁 #shorts
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January 9, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Meanwhile, in Germany... 🐑🐑🐑
“White” vinegar? You mean clear vinegar, you racist bigot?
January 8, 2026 at 7:56 PM
“White” vinegar? You mean clear vinegar, you racist bigot?
I'm not a NIMBY or a YIMBY, I'm an IDHAB (I Don't Have A Backyard.)
January 6, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I'm not a NIMBY or a YIMBY, I'm an IDHAB (I Don't Have A Backyard.)
Fortunately one of Steve Jobs' childhood friends is available to help you move any larger items.
January 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Fortunately one of Steve Jobs' childhood friends is available to help you move any larger items.
Would be a nice change of pace if we invaded a country that *doesn't* have oil for once.
January 6, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Would be a nice change of pace if we invaded a country that *doesn't* have oil for once.
Fitbit announced a new smart lock that locks you out of your house until you've gone to the gym, you lazy fat fuck.
January 5, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Fitbit announced a new smart lock that locks you out of your house until you've gone to the gym, you lazy fat fuck.
How 2026 is going so far:
January 4, 2026 at 11:41 PM
How 2026 is going so far:
Remind me, how many foreign governments do we have to overthrow to get the price of groceries under control?
January 3, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Remind me, how many foreign governments do we have to overthrow to get the price of groceries under control?
Cutting out the middleman by training bees to bottle their own honey.
January 2, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Cutting out the middleman by training bees to bottle their own honey.
Top 10 Products that Won't Fill the Empty Void in Your Soul
January 1, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Top 10 Products that Won't Fill the Empty Void in Your Soul
January 1st 2026, here we come!
January 1, 2026 at 5:49 AM
January 1st 2026, here we come!