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· Nov 22
The @neilhamburger.bsky.social / Charles Manson connection:
It's called "Black Friday" because that's what color your shit is the day after Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It's called "Black Friday" because that's what color your shit is the day after Thanksgiving.
Reminder: It’s considered bad manners to leave the table to launch a nuclear war.
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Reminder: It’s considered bad manners to leave the table to launch a nuclear war.
I have noticed that sandbags often appear before floods. I can confidently say that those sandbags are causing floods.
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I have noticed that sandbags often appear before floods. I can confidently say that those sandbags are causing floods.
Trying to become the Stanley Kubrick of muckbang videos.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Trying to become the Stanley Kubrick of muckbang videos.
To compete with Starbucks, a new policy at Peet's Coffee allows customers to openly defecate all over the floor with any purchase.
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
To compete with Starbucks, a new policy at Peet's Coffee allows customers to openly defecate all over the floor with any purchase.
Safety is important. I know driving can be scary, but you got to get up to speed before the 360 corkscrew section of the freeway.
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Safety is important. I know driving can be scary, but you got to get up to speed before the 360 corkscrew section of the freeway.
My life is like a Ubisoft game... too many goddamn side quests.
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
My life is like a Ubisoft game... too many goddamn side quests.
Today on Sermons for Dummies: Is there life before death?
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Today on Sermons for Dummies: Is there life before death?
I'm like an empty bottle
Drained of everything left in my mind
Checking out life on the dark side
Riding down the road 'til the end of time
I'm like a broken lantern
Stuffed of everything good and light
Hanging around waiting for something
To pick me up or hang me dry
Fill me up again
Drained of everything left in my mind
Checking out life on the dark side
Riding down the road 'til the end of time
I'm like a broken lantern
Stuffed of everything good and light
Hanging around waiting for something
To pick me up or hang me dry
Fill me up again
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I'm like an empty bottle
Drained of everything left in my mind
Checking out life on the dark side
Riding down the road 'til the end of time
I'm like a broken lantern
Stuffed of everything good and light
Hanging around waiting for something
To pick me up or hang me dry
Fill me up again
Drained of everything left in my mind
Checking out life on the dark side
Riding down the road 'til the end of time
I'm like a broken lantern
Stuffed of everything good and light
Hanging around waiting for something
To pick me up or hang me dry
Fill me up again
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989, 128 minutes)
November 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989, 128 minutes)
Selling my unlicensed Star Wars Holiday Special blue eggnog to the nerds at the park.
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Selling my unlicensed Star Wars Holiday Special blue eggnog to the nerds at the park.
There's no such thing as "fool's gold." It's a scam to convince people their gold isn't real.
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
There's no such thing as "fool's gold." It's a scam to convince people their gold isn't real.
redneck hobbit porn
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
redneck hobbit porn
How I feel whenever I'm wearing AirPods:
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
How I feel whenever I'm wearing AirPods:
Did you know the CIA is secretly using astral projection to control pigeons with their minds... and they're hiring!
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Did you know the CIA is secretly using astral projection to control pigeons with their minds... and they're hiring!
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Joined the "Milkmaid's Club" (stuck my dick in a cow milking machine)
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Joined the "Milkmaid's Club" (stuck my dick in a cow milking machine)
"This isn't the last you'll see of me!" I shout, running away like a coward. Five minutes later a van pulls up and dumps my head body out of a casket.
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"This isn't the last you'll see of me!" I shout, running away like a coward. Five minutes later a van pulls up and dumps my head body out of a casket.
The Beatles are BACK and now they're a Korean boy band with a Twitch gaming channel.
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The Beatles are BACK and now they're a Korean boy band with a Twitch gaming channel.
Someone who’s good with computers should make this crash with the dreaded blue screen.
November 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Someone who’s good with computers should make this crash with the dreaded blue screen.
China's space program was dealt a major setback today when it was discovered there is no chow mein in space.
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
China's space program was dealt a major setback today when it was discovered there is no chow mein in space.